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Dear shirtless guy, might I suggest that you learn how to throw a cot damn punch before getting in another fight. That's just embarrassing.

Carlos Conbitch got his fight strategy by watching his son run away from people around the gym. Fantastic idea, Conbitch. Biggest pansy champion alive. You get paid to fight, not play duck duck goose! And Dana White saying he had Condit winning Rd 5 to get the win?! Did he not see the Diaz takedo...

Rose are red

Your dog is a mut

Skrillex and Deadmau5

Hump in the butt

word.

Way to drop an 'F' bomb within your first minute of the interview, right in front of your parents, Bradley. Fantastic tact.

Redban is 37 years old and acts like this big of a douche. Dude is socially retarded, which is easily seen if you wach the Rogan podcast. I don't know if he feels inferior because Joe and his buddies are so damn smart, so he has to blurt out dumb shit and do dumb shit, or what it is. I just know ...

Chael is funny, but he choked his dick off with a moron move in his last fight with Silva. True story.

@TEHWEEZY So 'beating ass' is running around so you can't get hit? You people talking that game show what kind of men you are...or rather are not. IF Diaz ran like that, you Diaz haters would be ripping him in half. And don't say some dumb shit and act like you wouldn't.

Nick could have very well threw leg kicks and then take off running too, but he's not a pussy. He gets paid to FIGHT, not run. How can a real fighter be proud of his running performance? What a joke. I wish Nick would have mocked him a few times by landing a leg kick and then sprinting across the...

@MrFlopz GREAT explanation. This is an emotional song for me because I was the all American kid who played sports, was a great guy to everybody, helped any way I could etc. and have carried the burden of Crohn's disease for 20 years. It became the most severe case that 3 different docs have ever ...

9:06 of Kimberly Slice fighting out of shape, fat bastards who don't have a clue how to throw a real punch. Ummm, awesome?? White guy at 6:50, wtf? I'm 6'0", 175 lbs. and punch harder than that clown. Sweet run in the UFC, Kimberly.

I wish that biker knew his rights a little bit better. First of all, you do NOT have to show ID. You don't have to even tell a cop your name. Secondly, that biker did nothing to get stopped. That is illegal right there. The cop knows this. That's why he didn't check out the biker's stuff. Would'v...

I can't understand how Rogan can even hang around Redban. Joe is amazingly smart and deep and also funny, while Redban is awkward, socially dumb and he is NOT remotely funny. I understand Rogan needs a tech guy, but damn, Redban just should not be allowed to talk or touch buttons after that podca...

How is Kurt being an asshole? You people saying that are morons. He's being very chill, and this retard is a big fake persona. I'd mock the way he talks, but Kurt puts up with him for a long ass interview after just playing a show, and answering the same questions he's answered 1 million times be...

@timfeyenoord1 Especially because Depp publicly stated he WANTED Gervaise to host the 2012 Golden Globes because he enjoyed him so much.

TAKE AWAY THE DAMN MUSIC!!! Jeeez.

@TinyMcLarge From 20 to 40 years ago, bud.

I just keep thinking "Please ask a REALLY long question so they give me ample time to stare and study those unbelievable tits!. . ."

Brock Lesnar = Kimbo Slice Part 2. FRAUD.

LOL. 1:00 point, Dave is like 'WTH?!' while Kurt is messing around with the song, and Kurt has that sly mile on his face.

@tchenthomas That's what you get when they are the only band with big enough cojones who wanted to do their Unplugged set straight through with zero edits. *thumbs up*

Lady GagGag = BIGGEST Poser Bitch EVER. She claims to have had it hard growing up. She went to a prestigious NYC High School that cost a ton of money. She had the same vocal coach as Christina Augilera, and her and Paris Hilton were roomies and/or best buddies. Bitch isn't gay. It's all publicity...

This is not fucking kickboxing. This is cardio workout, dumbass.

I'm an MMA fan and know all about those rules, but in a format like this one, could Royler have slammed Bravo to the mat when he picked him up? I know sometimes that can sink a triangle deeper, but sometimes it will break it. So just curious if slamming is allowed here? Thanks!

P.S. Muhamed Ali has Parkinsons disease. He isn't the way he is because of punches to the head.

Hmmm. I love The Doors, but when my dad was called upon to protect his country, he went. He didn't pull any crap to avoid it.

@stellaricosuave You are a complete idiot, and you're probably a young kid who doesn't know shit. Pearl Jam changed music. I'm a HUGE PJ fan and I grew up with them since age 10. Do I like their recent stuff? No. But they changed their style and they are allowed to do that. So fuck off if you don...

Get naked.

God dammit. Get rid of the background music!!

@PhukAdvertisements But he'd fuck you up.

I know I just gave my undying love to Alex Morgan on her profile page, but I mean, if that doesn't work out, wellll, I was a keeper up through college, so I'm vowing my undying love for Hope as well. Or maybe like 3 days with Alex and 4 days with Hope, kinda thing...?? Think about it. Get back to...

THAT is my ideal wife! OR we can just date for a super long time. Either way. I've only dated soccer players, oddly enough, so I shouldn't stop now. Call me, Alex.

@dabry5 All of that is true, but he's also from Stockton. Stockton is a run down, hardass place. You have to prove yourself there, otherwise you're screwed. It's just a sociology thing. But you can tell he's a cool person when just hanging out.

Kurt and Eddie NEVER hated each other. Kurt said he really enjoyed Eddie and he's a nice guy, but he just hated Pearl Jam.

@OrginalKork Dear fool, study up. You obviously don't understand what you're talking about AT ALL. Your body only absorbs so much of that crap, then you piss or shit the rest of it out. You can't take in 3,000mg of B-12 per day because your body won't absorb that much. Before calling somebody out...