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I bet his socks and underwear smell like pig farts...

Pretty soon, it will be "normal" for teachers to be FULL of tattoos and preach their deflated, Godless, immoral lifestyle, either directly or indirectly, to all their students. My child has never, and will never, see the inside of a US school. Even though he is only 12, his IQ and tactical common...

Wow! I'd pay $100 for that friend chicken head. How unusual ! It's just a McNugget, but they forgot to grind the chick up. I would have laughed my butt off if I pulled that thing out of the box at Mickey D's....

Looks like wholesome food ! Ground chicken, batter, crumbs, When you cry about how "unhealthy" food like this are, just think about the poorest 1 billion people on Earth and how happy they would be just to get TWO of these chicken pieces on a daily basis.

@dreadnaught2 I never saw any pieces on TV? You mean they were just like dirty card-sized pieces, right? Same with the Pentagon. Within MINUTES there were hundreds of "government employees" picking up ALL the pieces? Under who's authority and why? Aren't you supposed to save every bit of evid...

@mitakast1 That's ok, he's still cool...

I hear this Russian guy is really pissed off by all the "strange publicity" he has been receiving because of these alternative, humorous videos on youtube. " Welcome To America TROLOLO GUY ! "

Hell Yes !

I think all Honda mower decks before 2008 were aluminum. Get a blade from any Honda dealer...

True or False? I don't see how the speed of this mower can be smooth and uniform over bumpy grass since you are holding an "infinite cutting speed control" in your hands which works by pitching it forward and back to control the speed. On a bumpy lawn, wouldn't your hands and wrist be throttling ...

@MartinD28V1 If your willy is 10 inches, just go to your local college bar. The drunk college gals will be standing in like to chew on it...

People just go over and touch or slap "The Penis". Probably somewhere in a liberal, left wing nation...

Haahahh, I bet it IS HER !

What the Hell ? She's my dentist !

78 million people... That is almost unbelievable. To put that into perspective. This AO killed about 5760 people EVERY DAY for 40 years ! The sorry thing is, Africa is still on this same path. Beheadings, dismemberment, eyes and tongues cut out for fun, being skinned alive, and last but not lea...

Actually, that was pretty good. Like acid rock from 2275. Just wait...

@ollielollipop1234 You're kidding, right? He's a ROCK STAR ! He's got money and deosn't really give a c#*p about what anyone thinks. Money will turn any ugly guy into a hunk...

Just wait until McLaren incrementally shows off 5 newer, higher powered incarnations of the same model, just like Porsche has done with the 911. They will be considered the greatest cars ever built.

Mmmmmm, delicious hot dogs....

Hey, they are just snarling friends...

Where is the plane?

I always said Hollywood was like a piece of dead driftwood...

That guy is too serious. Maybe he needs a good, deep enema...

At first I thought it was the Jack Daniel's taking over...

The USA gets a 1.3 liter with AUTOMATIC ! Toyota needs to put the old Prius 1.5 liter engine without hybrid technology into this car with a 6 speed manual. They could easilly achieve 55 mpg with that simple set-up in this 2100 pound car. The US car only gets 37 mpg average which is POOR for suc...

Never trust a girl with a nose ring.

For the USA, this car will be just ok with a 1.3 and an automatic. A 1.3 with a 6 speed manual transmission would allow easier long distance travel, but ideally I'd prefer the old 1.5 liter Prius engine without the hybrid technology and a manual 6 speed for efficiency. With that simple set-up. Th...

Is this supposed to be attractive? Anyone can be fat. Try getting to 5' 7" and 115. Then spread yo ass for us...

When aliens come to Earth, they will take your kids and eat them like this one is about to do.

Yea, South Florida. Gotta love it...

The only reason they can survive in that pool is because there is no chlorine in it. They would die after about 2 hours in a clean, chlorinated pool.

@TheMroll That's interesting. So, simply discount them? A nation of 1.3 billion communists? THAT'S what will get you in trouble.

@Xaymaicana Hey buddy ! As an "educated person", how many times in your life have you smoked dope? I'd like to hear the answer to that one...

Why is this banned? Because most Americans have become left wing, communists. THIS is what it means to be a socialist or communist, where human beings are treated worse than animals. Where the human body and mind are owned by the government, much like a piece of scrap wood or concrete sidewalk. T...

Still creepy. Maybe good for train ticket sales, but not much else. I'd give it another 100 years and they will be just like us...

This should be mandatory therapy for people who are depressed.