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back when these movies were actually funny

"the sun is shining! and I sound like a weird dolphin!" I lol'd

I want to punch Jake in the face. fifty times. get it together, man.

no way guys, I made these eggs today except I didn't have the creme fraiche but they were still mothereffing delicious. I'm never going back to the old way.

all of the awards for Vinny Rocketman.

you guys should audition for America's Best Dance Crew

@amhater shut the fuck up.

@TheThieist not dubstep. I know people have already told you but I just want to stress how much dubstep it's not. it's not dubstep.

so basically it's just Skrillex's remix of In For The Kill with Swing laid over it. ........not doing your best, whoever made this. pretty terrible.

@straightfromvirginia BUT AT WHAT COST...I had to mow down my own twin brother :(

@PinKWingSAngeL exotic shorthair. it's on their website FAQ.

video title is misleading. I thought my mind would actually get blown by what this guy had to say. after watching, I'm pretty sure atheism is still fully intact.

Michelle. I love you and your tutorials, but these storylines are just cheesy.

@Mandylois16 if you were a rich public figure, Kathy would be making fun of you right now. The Palin family is a joke and I can't believe you're actually defending them.

"L.A.'s experience shows that kids will only eat food that's good for them, if it's good." YOU DON'T SAY?

dick tips

I laugh so hard every time I see this. my sister did this face in high school before this movie came out and it reminds me of her XD

@chooosejuicycouture they didn't let the cats eat down to the bone, no chance of it splintering. relax.

AWWW look at him he's all puffy from the cold and excitement! I had a cat that loved going outside on a leash and his tail would puff up from excitement too.

him struggling to form a coherent sentence explaining why they want to get married is making me uncomfortable. they are way too young. WAAAAAY too young.

amazing. fucked up but amazing.

every time they're rapping too fast and he has them just flapping their mouth and arms I die laughing. I DIE LAUGHING

he thing is, yes. Tyra doesn't let her finish. if she did let her finish, Shirley wouldn't shut up, she'd talk as long as people would listen. she will never finish.

4:57 "TITS OR GTFO" "MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK???" "GOD HATES JUICE" "GOD HATES SIGNS" I'm dying looooooool

"we made mini signs for the kids! they're so cute!" O_O

I cringe every time someone says 'fag'. ugh awful.

Cooper is my favoriteeeee <3

lol Cooper will eat anything!

goosebumps.

absolutely beautiful Michelle, but at the same time it's clichéd and lacks depth within you and the guys' relationship. just my two cents. <3

I'm just like hhhhhhh......................

"is it masculine, or feminine, or neuter, the apple? IT'S A FUCKIN APPLE. STOP FUCKING AROUND."

I LOVE THE WAY HE EXPLAINS THINGS.

I don't mind narration but yours isn't entertaining to me. not trying to be a bitch, just saying I don't like your sense of humor.

but thanks for uploading, regardless! :)

have you even had sex yet?

sciiiience IT'S IN MY PENIS AND MY EYE

@TheGodInHeaven travel is inevitable. I'm sure the cat didn't die of fright because of this car ride. and their pupils dilate regardless of light.

Grace: What should I do? I don't know what to do!

Walter: Walter.

this video has taught me that if I want LMFAO to show up at my house, I just have to decorate it with a light show that goes to an LMFAO song, film it, and make the video go viral.

Bo: women are like fingers and toes, cuz they're easy to count on

girls: AWWWWW

Bo: women are like yahtzees, cuz I rarely get them

girls: AHAHAHAHAHAH AWWWW

me: *SHOTGUN*

6:49 "and Italy invented facsism in 1922, Mussolini said 'RIGHT we're all fascists!' but most Italian people are always on scooters going 'ciaooo', and they're into football and life and they're not fascists! you know...he said 'we're all fascists!' 'errrr, alright! ciaooo'"

THE WAY HE SAYS CIAO...