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my penis brought me here?

what i learned today is the Venezuelan language is god fugly!

so did you actually hit your head on the porcelain sink? and poop yourself on a run?!

yeah, if you are shot in the ass with a gun you start to giggle and rub the area....

well, if most people that smoked knew anything about smoking, cigarillos and cigars are non-inhales, but sense it's some shit stick go ahead and do what ever you want with it.

when i die.....poor chocolate syrup all over my lungs!

rofl, here in Thailand 9 year old kids drink Thai moonshine,

hmm, all i hear is "omas des popes neda quato gustoo! needa das quatos lebem neba! en solo en solo de quito!!!" so yeah :D

cute rehab. i need a hit of baby or im'a start swingin' thaa'aaangs!

@xXgamerNanimeloverXx haha, NO!

this is going to be a new movie someday in 2013....

i have a super sayan in my belly buttton, he is also a super hero that skull fucks kids....

i wish i could give him my legs, i could never dance like that.

@S0vereignty well yeah and the fact that hes a homicidal sociopath,which many normal people aren't?

umm, NO! Mr.Bean is gorgeous! he does not need to be Photoshopped!

@chas4551 butterflies!

@AngryLlamaAttack well i wouldn't because there could be a contaminant, but yeah you could :D

funny, cause, you know....

IT"S NOT BLACK!

cough cough cough! actually match heads are made of super small amount of red phosphorus and a slightly bigger amount of sulfur and mostly gelatin to keep it together so basically this experiment doesn't have any reliable qualities. but you guys made something go boom, so that's fun :D

FUCK YOU!

@poppadoms592 nice ego mate!

snowmen are very territorial of their 4'x4' space, they defend it vigorously.

lol the ego on some of the people is amazing!

the guidos at the jersey shore are easily startled, due to a over use of steroids and stds, when frightened, the guido strikes with a mighty ego induced blow.

I'm sorta meh about anonymous, i don't like the part where they leak classified files because it's not something the public needs to know and especially when my family in the government and military so it makes a bigger risk for them if a person planing on a attack towards them it usually ends up...

well no, most teachers i know are just complete morons that figure if they spend the time in college they can end up teaching kids from a text book. out of 5 schools i went to when i was younger only 4 teachers out of over 60 were actually smart enough and good to teach kids.

not even close to child abuse, i rather have to run in the snow when i was a kid then the reality of my mom hitting me/my brothers over the head if we mess up on something.

so heres my problem, i played it perfectly for a couple of months (i don't play over a hour a day usually, and now it gives me the 500 error so i just moved everything and downloaded the game again and i moved the saves and added the crack and everything like i did to play before, now it says i'm...

i hope he didn't break anything :( how is pathetic funny?

@fjelljenta ah yesl because obviously your so very intelligent and rather spend time watching mind cultivating videos.

people like to have fun, it doesn't matter if everyone else is doing it too.

i almost thought it was going to be kind of badass and everyone fighting with the light sabers and everything....but then they just walked away.....

no, you grew mustaches! nuk nuk nuk.

Joe, as a fellow Joe, you must have a new beard/stache combinations every day you go on show, now go! go and never look back!

@XxCupcakexX324 this song was playing on the radio when we were on our way to fort bragg, talk about awkward.

they should have p to p too, then the p to the v can get pretty tricky, but then the v to v can help on the road and the p to p can help in when people need help, what about animals? i say a to a.

@natalyianhecox correction, 1,308!

sorry keith, i just think you look like a heroin addict that could use a needle full of short term euphoria.

well Peta is responsible for most animal euthanizations because they take in so many animals that simply "have no place to go" that is a perfect example of irony by the way.

this video is moronic, yeah shoot your tanks and vehicles when they magically are thrown through the air, and yeah everyone will just stop fighting because were forced into war and there isn't any blood hungry leaders and nut jobs that manage to control organizations and want to commit genocide.

Oh shit! its the bubble gum mafia! "what's so bad about them?" they tie you to a chair, and Justin sings to you for a whole ten minutes... "they will never catch me!" *blows own head off with gun*

old people, oranges, and also a bunch of gang bangers that murder like crazy and also Dexter, shhh