uConDevilJr

Hello. I'm not Ulysses Villagonzalo Condevillamar. I just happen to have the same name and face as his, and sing and play the keyboard like him.

Although I cannot surpass the good looks of Elvis Presley I am presentable enough to stand out in a crowd and not embarrass my companion or
partner.

I am also a faked and awful guitarist and haranista. And, most of all, I am still every inch a virgin.

OK, OK, the last one is a lie. I'm not a virgin. I see a hooker twice a month. Please forgive me.

I'm also the smartest man in the world. I scored 2,100 in an IQ test, ten times that of my teacher, Chris Langan, the smartest man in America. It was Chris Langan who taught me how to raise my IQ from 69 to 2,100.

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