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A cynical vampire doubts an iTunes music maker's hopes of super success in the music industry... he definitely isn't a Twilight vampire... he knows that now more than ever HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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YES!! I SEE THE TYPO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The ORIGINAL script :)
Hey you there,
Who are you,
I sell stuff,
Who are you?
I'm a guy,
And you might be,
My next customer,
But not for free.
Buy my stuff,
Ah ah ah,
It is good,
Ah ah ah.
I sell wood,
Ah ah ah,
An MP3's on Itunes.
Ah???
Why'd you do that wrong?
--- What do you mean?
You did it wrong, you only said Ah once.
- Oh... sorry...
Hey you there,
Who are you,
I sell stuff,
Stop eating poo.
--- Ahhhhh?
Stop it! That's sick.
--- Ahhhhh...
Here's my couch,
Here's my spoon,
Buy my stuff,
---- OR FACE YOUR DOOM
hey, that's not your line, you only say "Ah ah ah" not words.
---- I want to sing more though.
No, you just shut up and say your lines.
---- Why so you can make more money?
SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE KILLING THE SONG!!!!!
---- You're not going to sell any music on iTunes.
YES I AM!!!!!!
---- Really?
Yes!!! I'm going to make millions of dollars on iTunes.
---- How?
BY SELLING MUSIC!!!!
---- Why would anyone buy your music on iTunes when it's available on your site for free?
*stares at the camera*
---- *stares at Onision* ----
Hey you there,
Who are you?
I sell stuff...
Who are you?
I'm a guy,
And you might be,
My next customer,
But not for free.
Buy my stuff,
---- *stares blankly*
*stares back*
---- *stares blankly*
It is good,
---- *stares blankly*
*frowns*
---- I'm not saying s***.
F*** YOU, YOU'RE JUST A RIP OFF OF SESAMI STREET
---- That's it, I'm leaving.
I DON'T CARE!!!!
---- No one is going to buy your music!!!
...nuh uh.
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As you can tell the rant was TOTALLY improv... HAHA :)
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The Amazing Spider-Man hits theaters on July 3rd, 2012.
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Cast: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Sally Field, Martin Sheen, Denis Leary, Irrfan Khan, Campbell Scott, Annie Parisse, C. Thomas Howell, Julianne Nicholson, Chris Zylka, Miles Elliot
One of the world's most popular characters is back on the big screen as a new chapter in the Spider-Man legacy is revealed in The Amazing Spider-Man™. Focusing on an untold story that tells a different side of the Peter Parker story, the new film stars Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Campbell Scott, Irrfan Khan, with Martin Sheen and Sally Field. The film is directed by Marc Webb from a screenplay written by James Vanderbilt, based on the Marvel Comic Book by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. Laura Ziskin, Avi Arad, and Matt Tolmach are producing the film in association with Marvel Entertainment for Columbia Pictures, which will open in theaters everywhere in 3D on July 3, 2012.
The Amazing Spider-Man is the story of Peter Parker (Garfield), an outcast high schooler who was abandoned by his parents as a boy, leaving him to be raised by his Uncle Ben (Sheen) and Aunt May (Field). Like most teenagers, Peter is trying to figure out who he is and how he got to be the person he is today. Peter is also finding his way with his first high school crush, Gwen Stacy (Stone), and together, they struggle with love, commitment, and secrets. As Peter discovers a mysterious briefcase that belonged to his father, he begins a quest to understand his parents' disappearance -- leading him directly to Oscorp and the lab of Dr. Curt Connors (Ifans), his father's former partner. As Spider-Man is set on a collision course with Connors' alter-ego, The Lizard, Peter will make life-altering choices to use his powers and shape his destiny to become a hero.
The Amazing Spider-Man official trailer courtesy Columbia Pictures.
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