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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (commonly shortened to Two Pints or Two Pints of Lager) is a BBC sitcom written by Susan Nickson. It is set in the town of Runcorn in Cheshire, England and revolves around the lives of five twentysomethings; it was first broadcast in 2001.

It has been the longest running sitcom on BBC3

Opening theme tune;

Hey mr bartender give me a drink,
i want a cold, wet glass with bubbles init.
And that doesn't mean i cant, handle anything stronger now..
just think ill wait a while
ill have a pint of larger... PLEASE!
and a pack of flakeys.

Closing theme tune;

I'll have pint of lager...PLEASE!!
Don't give a monkeys!
Give me a pint of lager...PLEASE!!
And some processed cheese!
I'll have pint of lager...PLEASE!!
And a pack of of flakeys!
Just give me a pint of lager...PLEASE!!
And a can of baked beans!

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