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3:44

3 days ago

Tomato-throwing Festival

Five truckloads of tomatoes were quickly turned into puree in the Tomatina tomato-throwing festival in the town of Bunoi in Spain. Tens of thousand...

itnsource • 283,050 views

turtlemouth commented:

3:38 - Boss level stain-fighting. He sweats Clorox and cums OxiClean.
4:43

4 days ago

NEVERMORE - I Voyager (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

NEVERMORE - I Voyager. From the album "Enemies of Reality". Century Media 2003

CMDistro - http://www.cmdistro.com/Art...

Best Buy...

CenturyMedia • 275,176 views

turtlemouth commented:

Awesome song. I was willing to tolerate the stupid vampire stuff (where's Buffy when you need her?) but WTF was with the war footage? It just broke the whole mood, like someone busting ass in the middle of a funeral.
1:05

4 days ago

JEFF LOOMIS - Shred Like the master

album trailer - JEFF LOOMIS - ZERO ORDER PHASE. AVAILABLE NOW!

CMDistro - http://www.cmdistro.com/Ite......

CenturyMedia • 183,694 views

turtlemouth commented:

He should have went back and got the money. "Yoink, bitch!"
4:56

1 week ago

Steve Vai Tender Surrender Alien Love Secrets Cover By Rex Pearson

You can hire me as your guitarist on your next album. just head to http://www.rexpearson.com and head to the studio or live section to book me. Big...

RexPearson1 • 2,235 views

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3:05

1 week ago

Destination Calabria - Alex Gaudino

Visit my blog -- http://bikerboyz11.blogspot...

http://www.blogbioasli.com/...

sniperzelite11 • 1,994,645 views

turtlemouth commented:

OK, this totally makes up for whoever upload Howie Mandel singing "Watusi".
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3:53

2 weeks ago

Инфинити & D.I.P project - Бесконечно (vocal mix)

release at september /// infinity

gaze0707 • 1,042,372 views

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2:34

2 weeks ago

Lords of acid - i sit on acid

(2001 Digital Remaster).

good song enjoys

HorrorProductions18 • 327,074 views

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3:52

2 weeks ago

Valium Era - Fcuk Me

CD: Mutation (2009). If you like, please suscribe.

JamezPsyborg • 815,365 views

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4:50

2 weeks ago

Pzychobitch - Little Sister

From the 2001 album "Eden"

triad1028 • 451,516 views

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0:19

2 weeks ago

First Greedo... Now This...

First Greedo now the Intercom... Never give George Lucas creative control.

btiernay • 61,306 views

turtlemouth commented:

OK, that was funny. :-)
1:52

3 weeks ago

ikright - "YOUR A BLOODY PUPPET" (Angel vs. Spike)

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Visit our channel for more information!

ikright • 16,486 views

turtlemouth commented:

It still makes me laugh.
6:23

1 month ago

Whitesnake - Still Of The Night (Official Video)

Whitesnake performing 'Still Of The Night' from the self titled album 'Whitesnake' (1987)

AllyDuffRose • 3,383 views

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2:41

1 month ago

The star whale - Doctor Who - BBC

The Doctor decides the fate of the last star whale, which helped humanity to escape to safety during the solar flares of the 29th century. Great HD...

BBCWorldwide • 12,859 views

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5:24

1 month ago

Steve Vai - "Tender Surrender"

Steve Vai performs "Tender Surrender" from the DVD "Alien Love Secrets" featuring full-length performance videos of every song from the "Alien Love...

SteveVaiHimself • 9,590,625 views

turtlemouth commented:

@nicotrancetv - Judging by those faces, so did Vai.
1:30

1 month ago

How to Dougie

Feel like getting fresh on the dance floor? Here are some steps that teach you how to dougie.

Howcast • 5,300,032 views

turtlemouth commented:

Why are they dancing on the outskirts of that town? Is that the Footloose town? There's no dancing there? Or is it just these nerds who have to dance outside of city limits?
6:35

1 month ago

Epic Trance-Dark Angel

great song

rubconsu • 573,392 views

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1:23

1 month ago

(NCIS) Sasha Alexander.wmv

bootneck001 • 167,634 views

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McGee's one sick puppy! Heh!
3:31

1 month ago

cute guitar player

live, anonymous...

If somebody knows that girl, please let me know!!!

slobodantonic • 1,656,736 views

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1:14

1 month ago

Best guitar solo ever - Trey Azagthoth

Trey Azagthoth's fantastic solo at the end of the song "Invocation of the Continual one", with his band Morbid Angel.

RedneckkRudy • 1,561,977 views

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2:31

1 month ago

8 finger tapping female guitar player malen mesliuk

...siendo... compuesto por malen mesliuk

malenmesliuk • 299,967 views

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Lush textures and gorgeous tone. I want to hear more.
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3:46

1 month ago

Dengue Fever - Cement Slippers (Official Video) HD

Brand new official video! Cement Slippers from Dengue Fever (Cannibal Courtship 2011)

Directed by: Ben Spiegelman

Produced by: Amelia Brooke

Produ...

Theholyfilament • 26,330 views

turtlemouth commented:

Pretty cool. Makes me think of The B-52's.
1:35

1 month ago

NCIS 'BALTIMORE' 8x22 Gibbs Meets Tony

More NCIS Video & News at http://www.NCISfanatic.com

NCIS - 'BALTIMORE' 8x22 — Gibbs Meets Tony — 5/03/2011

After Tony's (Michael Weatherly) ex-p...

NCISfanaticVIDEO • 18,726 views

turtlemouth commented:

I wish you had included the foot chase prior to this scene.

Tony: "You can't outrun me! I'm wearing tube socks!"
0:42

1 month ago

cat pooping in toilet

my cat napalm goes #2.

check out his other videos:

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tilohopkins • 2,800,996 views

turtlemouth commented:

I'm so bored I actually watched a cat take a dump.
0:48

2 months ago

Gilbert playin' Bach

Paul gilbert plays Bach: 3 june 2008, clinic in La Spezia

Orzy13 • 28,257 views

turtlemouth commented:

@rockfreak611 - Quite true. Look no further than Bob Dylan, who changed the way he performs his own song, "All Along the Watchtower" after hearing it performed by Hendrix.
1:23

2 months ago

Tucker's Cyst Explodes!

Tucker has a painless cyst on his side that his owners don't want to explode in their home. Watch and see why...

hawkgirl05 • 635,471 views

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0:57

2 months ago

NCIS - It was a pottery accident...

From NCIS Season 3 episode 17

uncyjugs • 33,637 views

turtlemouth commented:

@fabulousprofound - Braid it? You could donate that to Locks of Love and make two girls very happy.:-)
21:15

2 months ago

Kaleidoscope - Pietro Bonanno - DRONE AMBIENT

Kaleidoscope | KaleidoscApe | Abyss Unveiled | Low Quality Phone Vids | Low! Low! Low!

music/video: Pietro Bonanno

visit: http://www.pietrobonann...

MahatmaClown • 1,169 views

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1:33

2 months ago

Katherine Heigl in a thong bikini

Katherine Heigl in a thong bikini from the movie "My Father The Hero 1994"

mortenmorfar • 228,429 views

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I'm afraid Chris Hansen is going to be standing over my bed when I wake up.

"Nice dreams about Katherine Heigl, hmm?"
4:36

2 months ago

Eurotrip: Bratislava

Bratislava as shown in Eurotrip!!!

Sexxor69 • 410,679 views

turtlemouth commented:

@LechDharma - Maybe, if they cleaned it up first.
3:22

2 months ago

Corporal Blossom - White Christmas

Corporal Blossom's version of a Christmas classic.

From the album: A Mutated Christmas

XjstrasX • 1,951 views

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1:27

2 months ago

John Pinette "chinese buffet"

John Pinette: "I'm Starvin"! (2006)

mercurymonterey • 1,273,020 views

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2 months ago

Even More Problems with Jeggings

Best Humor Website: CollegeHumor - http://webby.aol.com/media_...

Best Comedy Individual Short: Grammar N...

collegehumor • 2,697,372 views

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0:49

2 months ago

Demolition Goes Wrong

For those of you that thought demolishing a building was easy

Where else to find Diagonal View...

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diagonaluk • 2,074,777 views

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wah wah wah waaaahhh...
2:07

2 months ago

North Korean Holiday From Hell

Welcome to the world's best new tourist destination. Welcome to North Korea.

Where else to find Diagonal View...

FOLLOW us on Twitter: http://ow....

diagonaluk • 138,932 views

turtlemouth commented:

0:29 Check out that popped collar. That dude is ready for good times.
2:58

2 months ago

North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong-il

Follow https://twitter.com/Alex_Ogle for links, photos, news.

I grabbed this footage from DPRK state media.

More info here:

- Fascinating articl...

rkcrkprk99 • 7,785,126 views

turtlemouth commented:

Yeah, that looked totally legit to me.
1:47

2 months ago

[Original - FULL VERSION] Dominoes Techno Chicken - FUNNY

Fantastic FULL Ad spot for the Dominoes Chicken Pizza. BRILLIANT!

Thanks to Oli Chang at Nylon Studios for the toe-tappin, head-noddin music.

fa...

Drizae • 4,665,165 views

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1:11

2 months ago

Run Away Cart at State Championship (Dekaney)

"Big Hitter" pretty much explains it all...

Runaway cart hits several people after the Steele vs Dekaney 5A state championship game. http://mo...

GFrink • 4,222,661 views

turtlemouth commented:

Heh! That dude bailed off the cart like it was going to go over a cliff.
0:24

2 months ago

Father Of The Pride - ...Then She Up'n Died

Possibly the funniest moment in TV history.

From the short-lived CGI sitcom, Father Of The Pride, by Dreamworks, creators of Shrek =]

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0:29

2 months ago

Pee Wees Big Adventure Deep In The Heart of Texas

I've always wanted to go to Texas just to do this

metalcpl1 • 27,245 views

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It's funny that even today people think we all have ten-gallon hats and drive Cadillacs around our ranches and oil fields.
2:36

2 months ago

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure - Alamo Tour

Pee-Wee travels to the Alamo in search of his stolen bicycle. Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you.

carymc • 139,409 views

turtlemouth commented:

2:32 "Let me get a picture of a jackass for my Facebook!"
4:15

2 months ago

I Removed My Toenail with Pliers, Gross!

Two months ago I stubbed my big toe and the nail lifted up. Now I remove it with pliers for your enjoyment. Pretty gross every time I watch it. Go...

chriscyr • 346,244 views

turtlemouth commented:

1:10 "Nom nom nom," said the pliers.
1:14

2 months ago

Medieval Torture- Death by boiling

Death by boiling is a method of execution in which a person is immersed in a boiling liquid such as water or oil.

In England, statute 22 passed in...

LadyAmaltheaUnicorn • 236,565 views

turtlemouth commented:

They should try steaming; boiling just leeches all the nutrients out and you're left with a limp pale thing sitting next to the potatoes.
2:09

2 months ago

Japanese bluegrass

Fatblueman on iTunes:

http://itunes.apple.com/ca/...

Live at the Armadillo in Nagoya

fatblueman • 49,144 views

turtlemouth commented:

Awesome. I did the search as a goof but pretty cool.
5:15

3 months ago

Memorial to Roy P Benavidez

The Conservative Hispanic Society 1st installment in the Hispanic Patriots in American History series. This is the story and memorial to Roy P Ben...

ConsHispanicSociety • 41,362 views

turtlemouth commented:

Chuck Norris spends his free time blogging Roy Benavidez facts.
0:16

3 months ago

Nice Low Tackle On Tight End

Me tackling a Tight end on a reverse

Samba20 • 13,389 views

turtlemouth commented:

I came all the way over here just so I could say, "That tight end really took a pounding!" but it was a weak tackle. It did the job, no doubt, but still weak.

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