Have you kissed a turtle today?

About this user

I'm an abstract artist from Connecticut. Koopa is my "cute little dummy" and he's also the world's first professional painting turtle (now retired.) Koopa created 827 original paintings in his 5 year career, and they hang in all 50 US states (and 9 different countries.) He's been more successful as an artist than I am, but I get to drive and talk, so the tradeoff is pretty much even.

Anyway...I'm not too thrilled with being on camera so I use Koopa as a prop in most of my movies. He's truly a special little guy as far as turtles go.

Other interests...well, I like orange juice with lots of pulp, Hitchcock films, blues music, creme brulee, video games, the Boston Red Sox, and fishing.

I think Family Guy is incredibly stupid and caters to the less-intelligent portion of society (the majority). So shoot me.