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It's atroshish.

"I don't know if I could keep myself from physically harming them". Like you could do physical harm to anyone. Shut up.

This is great! Now we can have real survival of the fittest in america. I'll bully you.

Jesse's voice...dear lord...so good. Playing 2 shows with these guys in a few weeks. So stoked.

Your drummer crashes his ride and hits rim shots on every snare hit. That's what's up.

@stykzninja1 I agree that Lifeson is technically better at first glance. He plays way harder, more obscure stuff. But, this is just my opinion, but he's not as musical. He plays a lot of notes, but I don't feel it in my soul like I do when Page plays. You could teach almost anyone to play what pa...

@FaeriesAndWitches she's not. It's just a natural inflection in her voice that makes it sound like that. She's doing most of that pretty effortlessly

@foreverGraceby Don't listen to them.

Use your pinky more. It'll save you the hassle of moving your entire hand to play something with your ring finger, when you could just put your pinky down. A lot less effort, makes for more fluid lines.

He has the coolest freakin shoes.

@TheKasmire AC30 for sure.

@RUNnGUNify This. Never touch an esp

She's got some serious chops, but slow it down, feel it. You're hitting strings on a fretboard. You need to take that and make some music out of it. Feel it, attach yourself to it, get so lost in it that you only know you and your guitar exist at that moment. And lose the fan, your hair looks goo...

@MrAldorman Have you been to any of them? Go to the gibson plants in Memphis and Nashville. You won't see immigrant laborers doing anything with a guitar. I've worked at both. Everyone that touches a gibson guitar is very well qualified to do what they do.

What's the difference in the full and free versions?

This is what happens when you have 2 degrees in jazz guitar..pure sickness

Drummer and bass player are making me throw up they're so good. However, the singer makes me want to throw up with all the useless stuff hes doing with his voice. Dude, you've got a good voice, quit ruining it by doing that stuff. It's not impressive, it just makes you look like a tool.

Without, not workin

Quick question. I know you did this a while back, but do you possibly remember what you used for the synth-y bass drone part? I used a fuzz and the "smart harmony" set to -8th, but it just didn't come out quite right for me.

I'm not gonna lie, the only reason I watched this is because I'm a huge fan of the "drunk girl/high guy" column on funny or die. Great message guys, keep it up, we need more people like you in this world.

And @sosodeap who the hell do you think you are? Calling someone a racist because he's white? That's racist in itself. He said nothing racist in this recording. And just so you know, my best friend is black. So before you go to making assumptions that white people are evil and racist, think again...

@xvxTHEREVxvx I'm going to hell because I appreciate the musical value and the talent of an individual? I don't think so. I am a Christian and I'm not scared to say it, but I think what you're saying that because I listen to music I'm going to Hell is a bit outlandish. And telling someone to "hav...

On the 2nd phrase of the intro (where you go to the harmonization part), the note after the hammer-on should be and F, not an E. Other than that, it's spot on, great job!

@GatorNation1221 Timmy has been the drummer since January.

@GhettoGinny It takes no real talent to do what he does? It takes more than talent. It's a God given gift that he can do what he does. He learned how to not over complicate things and make what's called music, instead of pointless shredding that anyone who can build muscle memory can do. The edge...

Who arranged this for Phantom?

@SethANix I agree. I feel like had that jam gone to 6/8 somewhere, and he stayed in the key of D instead of switching down to C it would've been way smoother.

That low brass sounds like sex. So. Damn. Good.

@Marth8880 Sorry, I hate to intrude on your conversation, but I highly disagree with what you're saying. Trying to copy everything Lenthe does in the solo makes it absolutely unoriginal and therefore has less emotion. When I played this, I took liberties with the tempos, played some sections slow...

The scene in the montage where you shoot that dude in the head in the breezeway. Fucking boss.

How I miss that room

@SamThomas2014 haha, not too many. I still love the Cadets, I just make the jokes when there's an opportunity to do so. I like to make jokes of almost every situation I can, just makes life more fun for me:)

@gibbson4ever If you had asked me a year ago, I would've agreed with you on Meg's drumming. If you look at technicality and raw chops, you're right, she doesn't have any. But there's something about how she barely kept it together that made their music so cool. I hate that I didn't start apprecia...

@TigerIPanzer Really? White people kind of stole it if you want to get technical about it. What's wrong with mixing the races? One of my best friends on earth is a black guy. He's one of the absolute nicest, most generous, and loving people I've ever met in my life. And I imagine I can find a who...

@JessOnTheRun And if I'm right, well, say hi to Bin Laden for me.