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Why fight? I talk shit and it never turns into fighting. I weigh in north of three-hundred pounds but at only 6' 2" I'm a fat bag of tits. Most guys have the same size frame I do and aren't as fat. Try giving less of a shit what happens and you'll find that things work out nicely. So at the next ...

turned this off at 30 secs. I didn't click on here to watch Chuck fight cavities and wash his ass.

Now do that thing scorpion does where he peels of his face and breaths fire. Wait, no! Turn into a dragon. Turn into a dragon and bite that dude in half.

I use my eye lasers. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

@BlueEyesMaster100 that is a 1968 charger my friend and it's sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

@stangmanify I noticed that too about thirty seconds into the video. So I replayed the video and kept track of the uhs on the computer's calculator. I got 127 clicks for 127 uhs. If it takes just one second average for Jamal to say "uh" this video has about two minutes of him saying just that. Ab...

Brain's drumming face looks an awful lot like constipation face. Shit those notes out kid!

Peter Tork looks like Kevin Spacey. Both good kids.

Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing? Supposedly he was born in a mental institution, and he sleeps only one hour a night. He's a great man, do you know about Tyler Durden?

@crazychrisva i think they like to be called latrinos.

ah hahaha that homer raped that kid

it's that dude from ocean's eleven. if you scroll across the bar with your mouse it makes him rock out real fast. nanananananananananan. go ocean's eleven guy go! nananananananananananann

eh, the shite stripes. . . .eww, mexicans. GROSE!

drifting is faggishly gay

Fuck the dog! how did we get from feelin' groovy with Art and Pauly to Athei-ma-whatchas and Church-a-ma-whosits? I'm gonna go look up "Icky Thump" by The White Stripes. Check it out, bottom/ side boob to the right ---->

love that this song is uncut and the only way it should be played. love even more that the comment section isn't bombarded by the bitching fag police. you have all restored a chunk of my faith in humanity today. that's the way you do it, you guys ain't dumb.

fuckin' fuck man. I mean, shit. fuck all with that fuckin' fuck-ass shit. my three year old was like "shit on that fuck!" but I was all 'fuck that shit!' He looked me in the eye and said, "fuck you!" I'm only his step fucking dad any damn way so I said fuck it. His shit works.

nice. it really neutralizes the gay in drifting.

@Sh012222 they only smell 'cause they're from labia.

@TakeOffBeatsInc drat there goes my internet cred. who honestly gives a shit about being taken seriously on the internet? by your own standards you are a coward for criticizing me over the computer. are you black and do you ever call your friends nigger or vice versa? if so what are the chances ...

@unknwn55 that's your call. you can go to a gourmet restaurant and order a jimmy johns "gourmet sub" but they are still gonna laugh in your face for comparing the two places.

i blame bob barker! for years he told us to have our dogs neutered and now snoop is a pussy.

when you translate the lyrics of the song they are about a chick with big tits jerking off a snake. ingridgots tig ol' bitties!

look out it's michelle obama!

hey reckless tortilla, if she pisses you off so much stop being her house keeper, go outside and start being her lawn mower. also, your face is the first thing a guy sees when he puts his penis in your mouth so maybe you should try jazzing it up like zatarain's with a little makeup since you hav...

WOW! . . .super gay.

Isn't this the fag from smashing pumpkins? I heard he lays on his back, puts his feet to the floor above his head and shits into his own mouth. fuck this guy, his gay band, their gay name, and this gay version of this song. He looks like that other douche bag from food network who used to work at...

@gigilimesh Only Protestants say that. Jesus wasn't Christian but the fulfillment of the promise to the Jews. He didn't change the law He completed it and those who believed He was the promised Messiah were called Christians or Catholics. Jews who refused He was who He said remained faithful to t...

Fuck that doucher! Gather his remains and put them in a douche bottle and reverse fart him up Steve-o's ass. R.I.P = Rash Inducing Pavement. R.I.P. = Ryan Is Plastered (double meaning/ double points. splat). R.I.P.= Ride Into Pile-on. R.I.P.= Remains In Plastic bag. R.I.P.= Ruined Iz Porsche....

@gdcoker Is he the loser who endangered others and killed himself cause he was a drunk driver?! If it is, fuck that doucher, gather his remains and put them in a douche bottle and reverse fart him up Steve-o's ass. R.I.P = Rash Inducing Pavement? R.I.P. = Ryan Is Plastered (double meaning. splat...

Yes, I would like to buy a Ferrari please. But could you paint it to look like an old white piece of dog turd? Thannnks.

i would rather have or see one of the three-hundred veyrons made as opposed to a one in thousands nissan anything. Some fag on here named clown pound or cock clown or some shit like that loves to spout off as if he has some profound understanding of automobiles but he's just some gay keyboard her...

Nigger rims. They're called nigger rims.

you put a chevy engine into a ford? fag