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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. .HOBOS AND TRAMPS. . .BEETLES AND ROACHES. . .AND BOWED LEGGED ANTS. . .IMA TELL YOU A STORY I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. . .SO PULL OUT A CHAIR AND SIT ON THE FLOOR. . .ADMISSION IS FREE GO PAY AT THE DOOR. .. ONE BRIGHT AND SUNNY MORNING. . IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. . .2WO DEAD MEN GOT UP TO FIGHT. . .ONE WUZ BLIND. .AND THE OTHER COULDNT SEE. . .SO THEY CHOSE A DUMMY TO REFFEREE. . .THEY WERE BACK TO BACK FACING EACH OTHER. . . .THEY PULLED OUT SUM KNIVES AND SHOT EACH OTHER. . .WEN THE DEAF POLICEMAN HEARD THE NOISE. . .HE PULLED OUT HIS GUN AND STABBED THE BOYS. . .IF YOU BELIEVE THESE LIES THAT ARE ALL TRUE. .. ASK THE BLIND MAN . .HE SAW THEM TOO