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When I search for porn, I do NOT go to youtube. Even if I did, and even if they allowed porn, I wouldn't waste my time slobbering over a 3-4 with a maximum +1 point beer kicker.

@MercyfulBathoryDeath

great speech. Best top-dog speech of the month. Now could you please put some more PineSol in that bucket and re-mop the men's room. I guess someone is not so "happy" with our meal.

Great mention of DNS as a favorite band to tour with. I agree that they are traditional, raw black metal and by the looks of their videos, they are absolutely ASTOUNDING live. Also glad to see a nod to Enya. She is new age, but like Dead Can Dance, a lot of her music is Pagan-based from many c...

It's all "cute" until the dog decides to get too playful and starts nipping. This is clearly a young dog, and is obviously wanting to "play". Why don't domesticated animal owners understand that domesticated animals still retain "wild" (i.e. instinctive) tendencies ? Why in the world would any...

What a great video ! I kept repeating to myself, "wonderful dog, but would someone please throw a ball for him !" He is a perfect gentleman with your kitten, but that dog needs some serious play-time interaction or he is going to find another outlet to release that obvious pent up energy.

"Uncertain economic forecasts, a failing marriage, and cheap Canadian-liquor caused our good-friend, Mr. Allenbury ( of Allenbury funeral homes, 10th generation ) to recruit German musicians of a questionable background and a foreign value-system to enter our community for the sole purpose of fil...

Amazing testament to the folly of humanity. Here we have this guy screaming his view of the world. What does he represent ? Does he hate war,

unfortunately, they are the textbook definition of "underrated"

Once again, it's "Yngwie ?, uh, umm, yeah, he's talented as I understand it, **yawn** "

I enjoy black metal and I am completely enraptured with Onielar. But, I must confess, during the first minute or so she looks exactly like my cocker spaniel whenever FedEx rings my doorbell ( and all Hell lets loose ).

Excellent performance by Onielar and the band, but she should try wearing some kind of draped pure white robe instead of black garb and spikes. This band is superb, but that small change ( if done right ), would magnify their visual intensity two-fold at least.

@whirlwitch

Thank you for your comment. I am from midwest USA and almost laughed at your comment because robins in the US look much different than yours ( and this one looks more like our sparrow ). But, I checked online and found that there is also a European robin. Your robin is just as BE...

@Jaytothecore

Umm...Sir, I'm sorry. We only offer Coke, Sprite, or Mountain Dew here. We hope you enjoyed our pirate-themed drive-thru kid's meal special, but you didn't wear an eyepatch for the 10% off special. That'll be $4.20 + tax. Please pull forward...

from: my ex-wife, after the alimony settlement, granting her total child custody.

to: my ex-wife, after the alimony settlement, granting me partial visitation.

from: don't forget the gum in them urinals ....

to: don't forget the salt on them fries ....

to: don't forget the napkins in them bags ....

to: don't forget to smile for "employee of the month" pictureboard ...

to: don't forget that black grit around the bowl-hole ...

That shit looks exactly like my 3-yr-old daughter's "Mother Goose" DVD skipping because of greasy fingerprints on track #4 - "Row, Row, Row your boat"

i knew I shouldn't have invited Mr. Beam to our polite, satanic, cookie-monster, pillow fight

damn it, Scooby, Velma doesn't smell that bad ...

10,000 X video-log magnification of some pissed-off, two-year-old bacteria vacationing on fish-sticks buried in the back of my Frigidaire.

goddammit, I said a number 5 with a curly-fry, and a large Dr. Pepper .... Don't get lippy with me. What didn't you understand, mr. Sataan ???