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4.5 son? Really? I'm downgrading your blackness to mocha. Our organization will be over tomorrow to collect your brotha card tomorrow morning. In the mean time, please refer to yourself as Mariache Claiborne until your latin card comes in the mail in 2-4 weeks.

@28trigrams Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolz

The motto: Errbody on bandwagoning's dick, no homo. I don't care how much hate I get, Drake has about as much talent as a wooden broom but at least a broom can clean up once in a while. I would trade that suburb bitch for pun, biggie, pac or aaliyah back. YOLO and that's a once in a lifetime tran...

@will11806 Don't provoke people into throwing the switch lmao

@G4sho1 You crazy... he gon be Sanders... even prime calls him next

Nice Hands Larry: chocolate ice cream with caramel in the shape of hands.

King James Bonanza: chocolate ice cream with any sort of candy for hands.

Lebron Fantasy: chocolate ice cream with candy hands with rings on them

Barry Bonds Grand Slam: chocolate ice cream with candy syringes

Linsanity: Pe...

Ocho, everyone has seen your 100% the last 2 years and they just want you to know: child, please! Change your name back to Johnson and maybe you can play half as good as the other Johnson's. Calvin and Andre have more production in one game then you did all season. I'm not a fan, but I haven't gi...

@astreocclu sarcasm is wasted on the internet... so if I don't use it: clearly those are number 1 receivers. Maybe you misunderstand the point. Others I missed, both Steve Smith's, the Giants receivers, Mike Wallace (I really don't think he's a great receiver just a speed guy), A couple pre seaso...

@HalloFusilli Really? You perceived a poorly done accent as "grandiose verbosity"? I don't understand why you think so. He hardly broke a monosyllabic barrier. Yes, he sounded pretentious, but most people from the UK are. I couldn't quite place the accent, but I'm guessing that's what he was tryi...

Because of young money and ring tone rappers, everyone thinks they can do it.

Are you even Latin?! Everyone knows tequila is all you need.

Those better be diamond grills, son. Braces at that age is just pushing it a little. Diamonds and jewellery on a grown man's teeth, I understand. Corrective frames, hold on playa... you messin with us, right?

The entire world has run short on creativity and courage. We've shifted towards voyeurism and band wagoning. I don't expect much from insecure, lesser beings. Bitch! These are just words.

I'm a Knicks fan. Nah, I'm just playin'. LMFAO!!!

...and now he plays for the Cardinals... where NFL careers go to die... -_-

Not a Broncos fan, but Tebow may be Jesus. Actually is legitimate a practitioner of his faith.

As for the child:

No, the father obviously has his own neurosis and claims what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. With people never letting their children outside and evil inventions, like skinny jea...

Woah! I didn't get the E-vite for that protest.

This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@DJWilburC You are a terrible, terrible, terrible, terribly evil genius.

I don't see her point. Clay has better hair and the 52 is a sick number. I'd be honoured to wear that jersey. Really? You excepted them to win with one of the worst defences in the league. Eli is having the greatest hot streak of his career and you expected the Pack to win after coming back from ...

Crazy?! I guess. Such nice people though. They just wanted to help her with her make up. Cute story bro.

@shreddybits ... You do realize you're talking about one of the best all time linebackers, right? He can't be bad at football. He ain't no coach though.

Somewhere in Norway, the words: honey, badger and sub-sonic are being written down... Too soon?

Facebook... procrastination destination... creep the lives of others... leave nonsensical comments and statuses and just leave a bright spot in the day. For when I was born, I was so bright they called me sun.

QOTD: Nothing has changed Phil. Just waiting for the 3rd major world conflict to occur. Can the world truly handle this conflict or have we retrograded from the past progress? Questions that will be answered and rightfully so.

CIA= Cocaine In America

FBI= Fuck Broke Individuals

FEMA= Fuck Everybo...

Leave Justin alone!!! All she has done is make music for all the tween girls to listen to.

As the official spokesperson for men: We reserve the right to watch this video and fawn over you and let out the words: My hero.

Also helps if you have the most reliable hands in the league. But yeah... you can give the credit to adjusting the route.

Why does he look so scary? He's supposed to be a receiver.

Wow! Tillman third?! really?! Fought and died for his country despite being able to enjoy a life of luxury in the NFL and he's third?! I'm not even American and still there is a problem there.

I really think she has

many things to offer

Like the intelligent dialogue and differently slanted opinions

you should keep on truckin

I find your title interesting as it is an impossible idea

No weekend is good without cleavage... yours or others

Great video quality tho

Professional quality lights, camera quality and studio sound. No money left over for swat T-shirts

Come on man... Pedobear does not represent all bear or pedophiles. Just like Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson, Mel Gibsom and Carrot top don't represent all white people, Jackie Chan and Jet Li all asians, NFL players all Black people or all NFL player... Main point: The news is mostly bullshit and...

This is the most dangerous docile animal on the planet. Make sure you don't catch it when it's on the rag.

about 40% of you read that with Steve Irwin's accent R.I.P.

Jesus Chist!!! Michael Kolb is terrible on the Cardinals... Kevin Vick ain't much better though.

HOF bust Prime time Deion Sanders style

I, like the rest of the 99%, am thankful for the ability to wear a leather vest with no shirt underneath on a warm day. That keeps me occupied.

We need to occupy youtube!!! why was it only tested on the 1%?!!! I call for reformation of beta policies!!! Don't let them take your voice!!! Exercise the first, second and ninth amendments!!! I'm on a three exclamation point mood right now!!!

Joe got F*cked harder than cannon shell guy. Did not see it, reported it, did what was right and didn't even know it was true. He was forced into retirement by stupid people that freaked out when they knew he reported it? How slow do you have to be to think he could have done more with the inform...