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It's almost like they're us. And we're them! Everybody throw their arms in the air and scream!

35-40 is the best thing ever.

In the most unappealing dreams, suicide is the only way I can wake up.

@DaKurlzz08 Is it palsy?

Get a room you two.

I'm still waiting for Madea Scared Stupid and Madea Saves Christmas.

Wow. I never knew that Metallica was so internets fanboy-ey. They're up there with Kevin Smith, Star Wars, etc. I haven't paid attention to Meticallica since 1995. But I like this new album, and have been catching up on them. I didn't know that the internets took over the band.

Oh, hell. If I don't leave now, I'll be watching stupid Youtube videos till 6AM.

@bigp0296 Yep'. The internet has bred so much disinformation. If Bin Laden and Co realized how stupid these "911 Conspiracy" people are, and how easy they are to manipulate, they probably could have simply started a campain of Google and internet disinformation - with the same results. No flyi...

And ZOMG! Where was the part with the jets shooting down the plane? The government's radio teeth implants in my mouth malfunctioned and I heard everything going on. The Jews and Obama can't fool me!

Hard to listen to the album version with this out there. The added verse is epic.

@djoakley2099 Devil's Rejects makes up for it all.

@wowzers57 The only thing holding the USPS together is this kind of apathy. I stopped using the PO. Most clerks I've ever dealt with at the PO are asshole snobs with psychotic entitlement problems. If they didn't get a job at the PO, they'd be adults flipping cheeseburgers. So, while I do fee...

Toyota Matrix for the win!

Damn. This has been my favorite new song for the past six months. And I never saw this before. Good stuff.

@xXxibanez12xXx The dude feels guilt (or burden or whatever) and escapes to live in some sewer real estate. Dude stays there (or initially gets lost?), never escapes, and his whole life passes by. Dude is freed when he dies. And Metallica rocks out.

That poor bar floor.

One of the last great action films. We get them here and there now. But not much ignites me the way this, Con Air, The Rock, Bad Boys, etc. did. Either my tastes changed, or action flicks lost what makes them work.

I come from the year 3000. This is fine art when I'm from. We also enjoy the works of Uwe Boll.

I could be wrong. But I thought that smashing up CRT's like that is illegal (per EPA rules, or something).

It's Don Coscarelli. No losing.

@rambolean I agree. What ever happened to normal white people? I'm in my 20's an everyone I meet has serious mental problems. It's like everyone wants trailer park drama around. Nobody can get over themselves. I have peaceful, passive Scandinavian neutrality blood in me. And people think I'...

Oh hell. A thousand views. Only? Really?

I made it till you spoke dickishly about Velvet Underground.

@TheDaniGBabe You've never been bludgeoned to death, by Nick Cave, down by the river. You just wouldn't understand.

Nick Cave dances 100% correct. Scientific law.

@LachlanOx No. But we love our conveniences.

What the fuck happened? I was watching funny Lambourgini accidents, and ended up looking at this video. And now I want to watch some video, where some (stripper?) chick is dressed up like Spiderman. Fuck you, Youtube.

Man license. Revoked.

What just happened? Dude, I think you gave it too much gas and crashed your car. Man license revoked. But don't feel bad. Tons (TONS) of people don't know how to drive powerful cars.

Crime like this in the USA and Middle East is so sad and tragic. And yet it's so fucking awesome and inspired in Russia. Aussie crime is pretty great too.

@Giovanni1972 Nah'. I've got Scandinavian, peace loving, passive blood flowing through me. The owner did what was right. If the owner paid the price (with his live), I would be indifferent. But he did what was right, to protect his property. And, likewise, the robbers, operating in our free ...

These videos make me feel all warm inside. Like, in a cruel world, everything is going to be alright for me.

Don't fuck with Brazilian Police or SWAT. They pretty much have a license to kill there. Brazilian Police: Um, you put a gun to a person's head, I have authorization to shoot you in the face. Not like the our pussy rules here in the USA, which sympathizes with blatant criminals who clearly kil...

@MrNavyman21 Well, I am a liberal and have no problem with what happened in this situation. But since you brought up "liberals", I have to point out that "conservatives" are the ones that generally have problems with touching little boys. :)

Eweee. I hope they shock it with chlorine on a regular basis.

RIP, Road