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Chuck norris would of gone in on his own and put it out correctly by using high explosive charges such as 12 large C4 cannisters!,Chuck don`t fuck around!

That goods train could of been turned into one hell of a pile of scrap metal by one hell of a guy,.........,yep you`ve probably guessed who I mean by now,the one & only master of martial art and everything else only us sad sorry mere mortals can dare to dream about,yes thats him ..Chuck(magnific...

Actually it`s a clip from a budget British (B rated) horror movie of 1956 called " They Came From The Deep"! with extra special effects.

This monster has been developed in case the Russians ever have to go it alone against Chuck Norris!

This Russian trainer jet(correct me if I`m wrong) looks very similar to the Hawk jet that the R.A.F.red arrows use ,especially the fuselage.

@SarahisNifty31 Why should I give up something I enjoy doing ,it`s like me saying to you stop being a moron and go and jump on a landmine.

Watching this performance for a second time,I think I would of first donned a balaclava or other form of concealment for my identity before dickhead arrived at front door,armed of course with std choice weaponry ,i.e.heavy frying pan cast iron, or piece of 3x2 about 1 metre long,or crowbar large...

If she was ever stupid enough to try & grill Chuck Norris she would have the proverbial s**t beaten out of her taekwondo style,her ass would be newly mown grass!!,never to be seen on television ever again due to severe disablement!

What the hell ,Chuck Norris`s drink fountain.!!!!

This is classified info,but it did not self detonate,Chuck Norris was down amongst those muslims disguised as a sheep herder, with an M16 grenade launcher and C4 explosive canisters,I personally cannot see why the Taliban still have the heart to carry on against such enormous odds of a dangerous ...

Your body would hit more than the floor if Chuck Norris comes & finds you if he hears this catshit,your ass will be new mown grass!

The main problem there was the rider who ploughed into the guy on blue Yam had not got the reaction or reflexes of someone ,lets just say,errm someone like errr,oh I know someone like Chuck Norris!that man has lightening quick reactions & would of swerved around that guy long before any impact w...

its chuck norris`s camp toilet!

It`s Chuck Norris circling in a top secret N.A.S.A. anti-terrorist nuclear powered saucer(NATPISS weapon for short) looking for fraudulent Chinese businessmen who have stiffed the American Govt for Trillions of Dollars only this last six months!

To be honest you don`t need all this wal- mart toy gun, plastic baton ,baby rattle stuff,no all any mortal needs to disarm or disable is basic Chuck Norris self defence training,once this is aquired and mastered any screaming psychotic madman armed with gun,axe,sword,or whatever(including basebal...

@matics28 Chuck off!

You can`t fool this old dog ,that`s Chuck Norris re-entering the Earths atmosphere after acsending to 175,000 feet from his getaway zone after completing a successful mission to release 34 hostages from Somali kidnappers!

Who the hell trains this guy ,it must be Chuck Norris!!!!

Why the heck pay all that money when you can hire Chuck Norris & bazooka for a couple of grand,as we all know chuck allways frags the target!

Whats the big thing about the speed ,Chuck Norris allways drives like this

If Chuck Norris had of been there he would of assumed that the grenade was a real live one with the pin out,he would of then removed his helmet cover the device and sit on it, then lit a cigar!

Actualy the guy on the runway is Chuck Norris receiving his mission orders from the Pentagon via air mail which he catches in his teeth!,what a cool ,guy eh?

Oh by the way if by any unbelievable, incomprehensible reason you have never heard of Chuck Norris,don`t try & search Google for his name because all you will get is this back from the search engine,Google will not under any circumstances search for Chuck Norris because you do not search for Chuc...

Actualy,some Special Forces (U.K. S.A.S.) have witnessed Chuck Norris catching one of these deadly tank projectiles at 25 paces with his teeth just for a bet of 10 bucks, ($) I think that is,he`s some guy is our Chuck!,we could certainly use his combat skills in England these days that`s for damn...

Actualy this clip is of Chuck Norris misjudging his flight path whilst trying to shoot down a gang of Russian mafia who were at the time flying over new york!believe it or not Chuck escaped from this massive blunder with nothing more than a badly sprained kneck!!,what a guy!!!!!

My word was this fellow just about right with his highly intellectual foresight his cold ,clear visionary statement,"It is like watching a nation busily engaged in building up its own funeral pyre" unfortunately is now becoming a cold hard fact in the U.K. did the political sheep of the day liste...

This song is absolutely perfect for the fabulous vocal and artistic qualities of the one and only unequalled genius of ,Yes you`ve already deduced whom I am talking about, its the brilliant Justin Beiber, why his managers have not used this song is beyond me he would make Guns `n` Roses look ridi...

basically she is like the rest of show business ,no bodys who think they are sometthing special

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There is only one way to deal with this type of pondlife and in my book it is not jail,firstly when caught and convicted they should be publicly flogged to within an inch of their miserable lives then deported to lets say the Sahara desert and left there naked to fend for themselves ,then watch ...