Hey my name is Joe Defreitas. I am a highly avid gamer, I prefer mainly retro and platformers. Being a gamer since I was age 3, I witnessed many different video game releases. Being 15 years old, I have known and witnessed even more and continue to. As a 25 or so year old college graduate, I will fullfill my life with my interest. I will hope to be a video game designer. I love gaming, its like reading a book with infinitie pages and endless interactivity, I learn about new games, play them, and discover how they are like and enjoy them hopefully. I know every N64 game released in north america, I also have a dreamcast signed by AVGN, and met him in person.

Hi my name is Lord Bowser 5000. I am the King of all koopas. If you want to be more familiar with me, Im that Evil looking Badass Turtle (or u can say koopa) that kidnaps Princess Peach. I Used to go out with a stripper, but that didnt go out so good unfortanately. I burned her with just my breath and killed her. I used to work at Princess Peach's Castle, but I got thrown out for Raping Peach's neice. I once burned down a Mall in toad town, Everyone died. The Toad Town PD is so afraid me that they will never arrest me, they even told me!!! I have three kids. One from that Stripper and two from Princess Peach and Rosalina. I have custody of all of them because I burned down the Court Building in Mushroom Kingdom, everyone once again died. My favorite hobbies are Killing, Raping, Harassing, Bullying, Trolling, Stealing, Fraud, Kidnapping, Doing Heavy Drugs, Commiting Arson, and doing disturbing things to people to scare the world.