About this user
hey everybody! well my names devon.my life is mostly about sports, music, acting, family and friends.im alot of fun and always has a sense of humor.:)if u wanna be my friend just invite me!
this is about a stupid girl I know....
She called me to get my phone
number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her
mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish .
she thought a quarterback was a
refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept.
she asked for a price check at the
Pound Shop.
she studied for a blood test.
that's how stupid she was.:)
25 ways to annoy your parents:lol:
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. (grose i know)
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair. (weird)
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night...
25. When they bend down to tell you something in public yell: "AHH dont hit me," pepsi cola went to town....coke-a-cola knocked him down... dr. pepper helped him up.....now were drinking 7up...7up got the flu now were drinking mountain dew....mountain dew fell off the mountain now were drinking out of fountain....fountain some how broke now were drinking cherry coke.... cherry coke lost the cherry....now were drinking logan berry....logan berry said "oh dear"...now were drinking root beer... root beer what a joke now were back to drinking coke!!!!!!
Got a prolem with me?Solve it.
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me? Sit back down.
Can't face me? Turn around.
Tired of me? Take a nap.
Sick of me? Deal wit dat.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!
Country
Canada
Interests
football ,music, acting,basketball, skateboarding,and guys!!lol
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