Awesomeness!!

@09Foo that's a guy from his band...... i think

@lyric142 actually, he said that they took his "tick", as in robot tick, but,ha THAT is a way funnier explanation

freakin amazing editing man!!!!!

hey, are you gonna put this one on itunes, i think it is better than the original (no offense Mike) PLEEZ pleeeez put it on itunes!

Teacher: Did you write your essay?

Student: Written.

Teacher: Where is it?

Student: In the stars.

Teacher: Wait, where?

Student: A million miles away.

Teacher: Are you ever going to do your homework?

Student: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.

Teacher: Go to the principal's office NOW!...

At 1:12, she looks so much like Katy Perry, but I love this song, I have probably watched this about 10 times, it is so addicting!

you do know that being 14 and wanting to fuck girls, that just means u r a fucking underaged pedo and a fucking pervert, sooooo SHUT THE FUCK UP, and GET THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

love it, probably the best one yet! but, it is kinda true, cuz one year, me an my family got evicted right before christmas...... Man, fuck you, Santa! He is, like, the biggest douchebag of 'em all, and I mean BIG!

ya know what really pisses me off? the fact that all of these stupid ass people are trying to promote their crap, may it be or may it not be, on a video that really matters and has a real meaning, to others, and to its artist. Go post ur self-promotion crap on a video that doesn't mean anything i...

I am so glad that you put so much work into these videos, even if they are freaking retarded, hilarious dance videos! Good Luck on ur Halloween video, I can't wait, it is gonna be great...............oh, and we all love to know about your diarrhea, so thanks for the information there........now ...

my first pet was a Japanese akita that we named Kina, and we raised her from a puppy, but she got to ferocious, so we sent her to this guy(this was like 10 years ago) and I only just found out about 2 months ago that the guy we sent her to put her down when he got her.

WTF!?!?

dumbasses

ohhh, help, he looks hella serious, and nervous as fuck, it is so wierd having shane look so tense, and not putting in some racist joke, or something. he looks like he is about to cry! why?

shane kind of looks like shaycarl with the ski mask...............

I could tell his voice right away!

ohhhhhhh shit, i only read the description, and i am already scared!

did he really sing those songs? What is with all the drama.......O.o overall nice vid

sometimes I kinda forget that Paris, Mom, and Aunt Hilda are played by Shane. Mutha Fugga, you killed Shane Dawson AND ruined his hair! Now you gotta DIE!!!!!!

hahaha, awesome, I wanna be in SD High! Just a background person though.........

uuuuuummmmmm..........what's with all the.....well.....ummm......junk on shaycarl and shane? Shane, you lie! You always tell us you got a small dick, but from the looks of it, you got a pretty big load raght dar........u sure you didn't stick hot dog in there?

Holy SHIT! This is the most awesome, crazy, fucked up video ever!!!!!! Shane and Shaycarl work good together! This is probably one of the only videos i have ever ROFLed at! Fucking faggots....well, faggot(shane dawson) i keed i keed....it actually kinda scarred me, seeing shay in the leopard prin...

Jasmin actually is pretty hot, though.............. and I am not a lesbian!

You guys don't know who Shane mutha fuckin Dawson is?! Ur effed up! He is only the most awesome person on Youtube (besides kassem g, TheFineBros, Ray William Johnson, etc.)!!

my uncle's name is Tim Morton.........

isn't that mayo? hahaha, your reaction is HILARIOUS! DAMNIT KASSEM, I told you to aim for my tits! *runs out crying* and then kassems whispering "i am soo gay"

octopus fingers+ shanaynays vagina= octopussy

and, really, an old lady,Shane, i feel bad..........for both of you!

ur closet is probably stained with more than clam chowder.............. and really, Shane, you freak out about kissing a guy who is a close friend, but you don't freak out about kissing some random old lady? WTF!!!!!!!!!! I could barely watch this, i was covering my eyes from the granny kiss! Lor...

DOCTOR OCTAMUTHAFUGGINOCTOPUS BBBLLLLRRRRBBBLLRRR BBLLAAARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!

thumbs up if you don't give a fuck what year you are watching this in!

youtube is probably half the reason why people end up insane................. the other half is narwhals!

Uuuummm, just another wierdly awesome video from your friendly neighborhood Shane. You really need to get away from your Mac............ But i have been dancing a lot too during the last few days, so I shouldn't be talkin........ Ahh, screw it, nice dance moves, Shane. Snoop no like cuz u don lea...