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@ 0:18 Jeff Harvey's name is misspelled.

You know that feeling you get when you see the person who does a well-known voice, and you think to yourself: "Hmm. Doesn't look anything like I pictured...."?

Yup. Just got that feeling.

@SeanHMc If I ever meet anyone who isn't funny, I'll ask them how it feels.

Otacon: "Snake, do you think love can bloom....even at an anime expo?"

Snake: "Not even at the greatest anime expo in history....Too many virgins."

"Hide yo kids, hide you wife, and hide yo husband, cuz dey rapin' errbody out here!"

Dog: O_O

I don't do drugs, but something tells me that if I did, and I watched this video, it would totally blow my mind.

Very good to see you not only back home, but playing music again.

My new favorite band is now 5 CalebElijahs playing Chrono Trigger music.

This video has a misleading title.

Ha! I actually gave up on the Control before I could approach controller-smashing rage mode. My pops was able to beat it and all the other levels, but couldn't even come close to beating the Cradle on Secret Agent. I had to do that one. Thus the smashed controller.

I'm not sure why the bird flying by at 7:30 entertained me so much, but it did.

9:30 "There is no spoony....Only Zuuuu."

Is that a reference to Nu from Chrono Trigger?

He should just stop using his real voice altogether.

You should have asked what a Russian gunship was doing there.

You guys know those videos. You read the title, and think "I really shouldn't bother."

You click on it anyway. Against your better judgement, you watch it. You click dislike before it's even halfway over.

Then you scroll down to the comments, and hope that someone was at least generous enough t...

"I'm thankful for yams."

"Yams?"

"...Comfort food."

Masuka: "Hey Dex, can I have a donut?"

Dexter: "No. No more donuts for you."

Masuka: "Well, then what CAN I have?"

Dexter: "A cat that hiccups and farts....at the same time."

Masuka: "I'd rather have a donut."

If someone laughed at me in this manner for ten minutes straight, I would say "Shut up, cunt."

Lesson #1: Do not try to kidnap and rape Psycho Mantis' little sister.

Send for the man!

@Angrysheepherder You got lucky. I had to sit through an ad that insinuated that a young dude was going to give and older dude a BJ for crack money.

*Shudders*

Adios, huevos!

"A bearded good samaritan"

Not sure why I found that so funny, but I did.

@sauskeharuno1 I know that if someone takes a swing at me, I will swing back without stopping to ask myself why they're pummeling me. Everyone else I know would do the same. That's all I need to know about the situation.

I also certainly don't consider myself high and mighty, since I admitted I ...

You guys are crazy. I listen to the audio with the video off.

I thought the video was funny. The best part was at 0:32, the guy gets hit in the arm and says "My nuts!"

I know it's supposed to be for the dude getting kneed in the balls, but the text bubble popped up too soon.

@3:45 CZW "Event Staff." Preventing wrestlers from jumping the guardrail and pummelling drunk spectators since 1999.

@ 1:42 "...A Rapists's House of Ploppercorn."

The hell?!?

@0:32 The girl in jeans gets kicked in the balls.

@JacksonsFoodSto Ultros is pretty embarrassing by himself. Guess it runs in the octo-family, eh?

Ultros WAS very good at math, though. Remember when he was able to calculate that it would take him exactly five minutes to push the weight off of the top of the Opera House?

I think they may have put Shamrock against Vader intentionally, just to show him what happens when you get rough with a "fake" wrestler. Sometimes they get rough back. Vader was always happy to hurt somebody.

After seeing Vader slip/trip/fall right on his f*cking arse, I now believe that we've been fooled all along...

Vader was the SHOCKMASTER!

I basically used this same gag a few vids ago, but after seeing this video, I would've bet my life that the top comment would be "Lord Woo FAK FAK!"

Again, my life is spared.

@ 8:55 "....and you KNOW my reaction times are not that good."

*Remembers your 'performance' in the speed square in Final Fantasy VII*

Yeah, you're right. Kidding, of course! I love all your videos, man!

If I tried to draw this, you would get a stick figure with no hair surrounded by a couple of red dots....and "Dexter" would most likely be spelled incorrectly.

My favorite part was when she said "I am so thankful for you, Arthur!"

@L3WCore He has said that he will be doing the Nintendo DS version of Dragon Quest IV after finishing Final Fantasy IV. I am looking forward to it.

This video gets a huge "like" just for Dancing Mad.

As soon as this video started, and I heard Macho Man, I would've bet my life on the top comment being "Art thou bored?"

My life has been spared.

Macho Man backwards at 3:53 absolutely slayed me. It was funny enough by itself.

I may have a new favorite Botchamania clip, but Dragon Dragon is still up there.

God bless Spike Dudley.

"I fell off the top rope and landed on my head. It was a fun match!"

Curt: "Mr. Perfect is exactly what he says he is: Perfect! And tonight, the Lexar...The Lexarssist, Lark?"

Gene: "The Narcissist Lex Luger!"