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4 days ago
Re: Quantum Levitation
Quantum Levitation
http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Vote for me =) (you might have to refresh the page)
thereplygirlsreviews • 106,762 views
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2 weeks ago
Otzi the iceman arrow part 1, how to make 5000 year old primitive archery hunting arrows.
Otzi the iceman arrow part 1, how to make 5000 year old primitive archery arrows
historichunter • 5,653 views
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2 weeks ago
Street Fighter x Tekken Poison Special
Poison Special move.
jafar43 • 188,632 views
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sigh....All this B.S. over some late 80's "Engrish" instruction manual typo...just let it go
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2 weeks ago
Fighter's Destiny - Hell Mountain
The music for Fighter's Destiny. A game for the Nintendo 64.
Samus345 • 7,342 views
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3 weeks ago
Two Best Friends Play - Saints Row The Third
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Click here to watch Two Best Friends Play: Metal Gear Solid HD
Two Best Friends Play: Saints Row The T...
machinima • 317,542 views
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4 weeks ago
M.I.A. Middle Finger @ Super Bowl XLVI Madonna Halftime Show 2012 - Feat. LMFAO, Nicki Minaj, Cee Lo
M.I.A. decides to flip the bird (middle finger) to the camera during the halftime show for the 2012 XLVI Super Bowl. Madonna, Super Bowl XLVI (46...
mattrissien • 517,911 views
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@yates525 WTF dude...She isn't even Black. Her f*cking real name is Mathangi Arulpragasam. If you're going to be a fat-ass, Halo-Nerd, Urban Dictionary Douch/Racist at least get the F*ckin' race right, you useless, perpetual mega-virgin...
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1 month ago
Fighters Destiny - Ryuji Playthrough
Fighters Destiny - Ryuji Playthrough
acidglow • 4,357 views
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6:28 AMMMMURRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHHH!!
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1 month ago
Actual Zebra Attack
Zebra attack = the ugly cry :P
MeaganVS • 766,641 views
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...How F*cking hungry does a zebra have to be for it to try and eat someone...?
That does it. I'm calling Sarah Mcglaughlin...
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1 month ago
Curse of The Golden Flower - Pt.1
English Dubbed
Gong Li, Chow Yun Fat, Jay Chou
janisjai • 711,245 views
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9:22 His teeth match his armor
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1 month ago
Modern Samurai UNBELIEVABLE SKILLS. with subtitles
Modern Samurai -- UNBELIEVABLE SKILLS with subtitles
reeve105a • 1,549,163 views
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1 month ago
Skeletor's Insults
This is one of the Easter Eggs from the Australian releases of the He-Man and the Masters of the Universe DVDs.
I dedicate this to a bunch of idiot...
RGBcrazy • 220,192 views
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this needs an "Unnecessary Censoring"
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1 month ago
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2 months ago
Patch 4.2 - /roar emote sounds - Horde
Patch 4.2 - /roar emote sounds - Horde
MMOChampionWoW • 339,839 views
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Forsaken female should be that creepy sound from "The Grudge"
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2 months ago
Omar Faruk Tekbilek and Stevesehan - Take a Flight (Ramasutra Remix)
Omar Faruk Tekbilek and Stevesehan - Take a Flight (Ramasutra Remix) chill out music trip cineman
rouxlaman • 6,894 views
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2 months ago
Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 2 (Part 3)
Talkin' bout Chief Irons and riding Chocobos!
TheSw1tcher • 78,604 views
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3:03 - 3:13
LMMFAO!!!!
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2 months ago
Rumplestiltskin Car Chase
The most non-suspenseful, hilarious car chase ever committed to film. From the 1996 movie "Rumplestiltskin."
extwig • 21,331 views
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2 months ago
Dragon Ball Z goes metal 2012
Dedicated to all Dragon Ball Z fans!
All my music on itunes! Pls support original music!
charlieparradelriego • 541,616 views
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2 months ago
Lord of the Rings - The Charge of Eating Glory
My version of Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King when Denethor sends Faramir on reckless charge. Watch out for the evil mole! o_O
Sorry abo...
LordMakai • 675 views
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Well. You certainly got your Vitamin C for the day
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2 months ago
Real Dinosaur Sighting Caught On Tape!!!
a real life dinosaur a rare thing to see in the wild on film
RandumbProd • 5,340,514 views
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Get a f*ckin job
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2 months ago
Revenant gets Owned â—•_â—•
Sneak peak of latest version of 'Brutal Doom' by Sgt Marcus
SandersonCallum • 3,054 views
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2 months ago
M.U.S.H.A Sega Genesis - Gameplay
M.U.S.H.A for the Sega Genesis... One of the best games I have ever played!
NOW AVAILABLE ON THE WII SHOP FOR 900 WII POINTS!
Enjoy all!
PIKACHU49386 • 1,558 views
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2 months ago
World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria Preview Trailer
Shrouded in fog since the world was sundered more than ten thousand years ago, the ancient realm of Pandaria has remained unspoiled by war. Its lus...
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3 months ago
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I for one...CAN"T F*CKING WAIT....
Because I'm going to /slap and /spit on 1000's of people in BG as they die at the hands of an obnoxious, unstoppable lard-ass panda...
That's right...Keep QQ'ing your whiney, little, irritating, overly analytical, judgemental, unappreciative asses off...It'l...
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2 months ago
Kung Fu Gorilla FIght - Bruce lee the invincible
This is from the movie "Bruce Lee the Invincible" Which doesn't feature Bruce Lee or anyone that could even come close to doubling as Bruce Lee. Bu...
LiveNudeSwearing • 111,988 views
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2 months ago
Not Today Motherfucker!
A UFO tried to kill me, so I shot it.
bizzbatch • 522,104 views
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2 months ago
Is This a Dead Bigfoot?
Check it out. Bigfoot found dead. Beware.
jtpfreak • 429,589 views
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2 months ago
Raccon Steals a Carpet
A raccoon sneaks in through the doggy door and steals a carpet.
YourDailyFunny • 320,963 views
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2 months ago
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@liefur
"...F*ckin A...!"
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2 months ago
Matt's Bomb-Ass Apartment Tour!
Come see the Two Best Friends Prestige World Wide production studio! Marvel at the amount of crazy crap on the walls!
TheSw1tcher • 77,142 views
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Nice digs! I miss your Spiderman Vids, dude!! Hope you repost those one day.
*GLOOONK*
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2 months ago
Grey Alien Behind Bush
George Bush is hiding
something...
aktrinity • 585,034 views
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Its Dick Cheney's Balls
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2 months ago
WATCH!!! real footage of a real alien caught in mexico!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ...
skatebord2oo • 1,468,888 views
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0:19
"Congratulations, Earthman. You are officially the f*cking worst leader in the history of the known universe..."
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2 months ago
Lo Fidelity Allstars - Battleflag [High Quality]
Your construction
Smells of corruption
I manipulate, to recreate
This air, to ground saga
Gotta launder, my karma
I said hallelujah, to the sixteen...
Radant • 78,480 views
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2 months ago
Saltwater Fishing for Monster Stingrays
This is a Video of my friend Kyle Fighting a Monster Stingray while Saltwater Fishing for his first time in Florida.
Visit our website: http://bla...
BlacktipH • 48,767 views
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2 months ago
Ants Vs Crabs - a surprising winner! - Ant Attack - BBC wildlife
Incredible footage of ants overcoming and eating a crab - hard to believe but true! Brilliant clip from BBC show Ant Attack.
BBCWorldwide • 872,071 views
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They bit the weak point...for massive damage...*AHEM*....
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2 months ago
Honey hunting with Cambodian tribe - Gordon Ramsay
Gordon Ramsay is taken hunting for honey in remote Cambodia and is given a lift home on an elephant
From season 2 of Gordon's Great Escape. For th...
gordonramsay • 15,733 views
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3 months ago
Benny Hinn - Dark Lord of the Sith
Benny Hinn meets star wars.
Insaneplanetman • 588,824 views
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3 months ago
Fatal Fury Special SNES - Kim Kaphwan
Yasumasa Yamada
Takara
SUTOruin • 3,405 views
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3 months ago
Mini Two Best Friends Play: Kirby's Return to Dreamland
The best friends try their best to enjoy a game about sucking and blowing.
TheSw1tcher • 90,172 views
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3 months ago
Awesome Series - Awesome Center REDUX
A remake of the Awesome Compilation 6 parody of Trauma Center for the Wii. Zombie Cancer?
Get the O-Face keychain at the Newgrounds store!!
http:...
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3 months ago
Awesome Series - Awesome Chaotix
Knuckles Chaotix was a game about Knuckles and his crew on the Sega 32X.
It was bad.
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egoraptor • 3,187,692 views
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3 months ago
Mega Man 9 OST: Splash Woman Stage
10. Splash Blue [Splash Woman Stage]
Credits: III Inti Records
Soultrigger • 319,594 views
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@Deborah5223 ...Will you go to the prom with me?
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3 months ago
Two Steps From Hell - To Glory
This is one of my absolutely favourite tracks.
love it so much!
Album : Invincible
Composer : Thomas Bergersen & Nick Phoenix
Picture : http://im...
RogueOfAvatar • 717,833 views
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3 months ago
Billy Connolly talks about suicide bombers = funny
Taken from his "Is it something I said" DVD - very funny
jonnyfartypants08 • 1,501,816 views
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3 months ago
Oriental Yeti Bigfoot Captured in China 2010
Oriental Yeti Creature Bigfoot chupacabra "Thylacine" Captured in China April 2010 PETA
MysteriousOklahoma • 437,497 views
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0:29
....Or...Maybe it was trying to ask you guys to stop dumping cadmium-laced, coal-oil and shit in the river...
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3 months ago
Batman Eats a Hotdog
The Dark Knight faces off with a sausage.
The sequel:
http://www.youtube.com/watc...
The "DVD Bonus" feature:
elcid1984 • 2,016,760 views
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
Mountain lion Scream??
Many sightings in the area of a Mountain Lion. We heard this crazy sound late one evening. We've been told over again this is a Cougar. However,...
sitn1 • 87,743 views
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"...Dude..that's a 'Squatch..."
Why? Why do we keep making people famous for not really doing shit, youtube?!?! Why do we buy into this shit?? Why do these randos magically appear and get all famous for not doing anything? wait....Why am I commenting on her vids....?!?! WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ....Jeezy creezy....t...