About this user
I alternate between mania and depression, opting to either be extremely lazy and self loathing or narcissistic and never stopping. I can't take a joke, I have an uncontrollable temper and I enjoy grape soda, cheap beer and Mexican food.
Age
27
Hometown
Chicago, IL
Country
United States
Occupation
Third-rate middle management
Interests
video games, internet pop culture, cheap beer, being lazy, optimistic nihilism, hookah smoking, hate sex, pepto bismol milkshakes, papercuts, raunchy pornography magazines, photography, pretending to be a man, listening to Huey Lewis and the News while doing 1,000 stomach crunches as part of my daily routine, impressing the ladies with my massive guns, putting on too much lipstick and making out with my reflection.