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Loving a guy can cause elation,

But make sure you've figured out their orientation!

Miss Piggy, will you marry me?

@tofucaptaincrunch I'm not sure which is sadder, you thinking your god is any more real than the ones on Kratos' list, or that you think the South Park guys invented Cthulu.

I haven't heard this song in centuries, and it scares the living fongoolerization out of me that I remembered so much of it.

@Mandah0MurderScenee

It's a shot of Ray MacDonnell and Susan Lucci - the only two actors to be with All My Children from beginning to (so far) end.

@chrisnyse93 I'd forgotten that...

I LOVE Blanche's double take at 7:26...

@coau12 "Well, I can see that, Dorothy, but is it pepperoni chicken, mushroom chicken--please don't tell me you got anchovy chicken!"

@queenofwacky74 I'd settle for like Blanche NOW.

@XavierWave

Nerdpick: It's "lightspeed." "Warp speed" is in Star Trek. There are places in this country in which Bad Things will happen to you if you confuse the two.

Meh. Could have been about 90 seconds shorter without losing anything important.

You realize, of course, that somewhere in their parents' basement, a emo band called Lonely Zombie has been born.

@tonywhiteshow Technically, she was going to sleep with Jeff in order to get information about her missing daughter.

Minor nitpick: at 3:02, when Blanche goes into her "You are a Devereaux" rant, she probably should have said "You are a Hollingsworth". As the line stands, she's bragging about the sexual attractiveness of her mother in law.

Is that Mike O'Malley from Glee as the hair guy?

@scootkh But not because of the expense. In the book, before everything goes to hell, Hammond specifically forbids any heavy weaponry on the island, because he doesn't want to take the chance of the T-Rex, their star attraction, getting injured.

You know, the same people who invented haggis invented bagpipes.

Coincidence?

I didn't know Rebecca Black had a brother...

@voiceofbooks Whatever, kid. It sounds like their "doing alright" is like a Vegas addict's "even, maybe a little up"--sounds good, but doesn't have much to do reality. Numbers don't lie, and neither do awards--and ATOTC accomplished neither. Which is too bad, because it was at least ORIGINAL, ...

@brucebrucelois

Truer words were never spoken...

Goldie utterly and completely rocks it at 1:10!!!!!!!

"There are two novels that can completely change a bookish 14-year-old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal...

@TheMicoGirl

If you're easily impressed, I suppose it is. It takes more than sopranos screeching at the tops of their registers to move me, thanks.

But then, I've actually sung a whole concert of this guy's music, so I can spot the 3-4 musical tricks he puts in every piece, since he doesn't r...

@xxxPurplexGirlxxx Ah. So you know what I'm talking about regarding Poirot's summary of the case. The first time I read it, I could almost see the twinkle in his eye when he told Hastings how the second victim had died.

As much as I loved this series, shoehorning Hastings in where he never appeared got tiresome after a while. There's a reason why Christie banished him to South America for good after Dumb Witness.

I'm surprised they didn't try to get Miss Lemon in here while they were at it.

This cannot possibly be real.

@y2kblackout He was wearing one of the new Kevlar diapers.

I beg to differ. The worst line in scriptwriting history is "Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets hit by lightning? The same as everything else!"

I've watched it three times, and I STILL don't believe it.

@EyeLuvTDL Now getting back to the main discussion: I'm trying to think of any time when Alexis drove herself (not counting the season 7 cliffhanger, of course), and I can't come up with one. Although I suppose Alexis could have told her chauffeur to come back in a certain amount of time instea...