Emulating Ed Roth

the funny thing is, with the shaved heads and the loose orange clothing, what they look most like is buddhist monks ...

"You got warrants?" Apparently the only record he''s got is six years of honorable service in the military, you dipshit. Nope ... no warrants. What he DOES have is a video of your ass punching a woman, and the good sense to give it to the media. (It's probably a good thing you had backup, or you ...

that's a BIG sound to be coming from two guys. doesn't even have a bass player ... DAY-yam.

Dude's vocals remind me a LOT of James Dewar from the Robin Trower band of the 70s. Good to see solid blues sticking around with new standard bearers carrying on.

Look closely ... at around :32, he pulls the guy toward him and head butts him. Where I come from, that'll get you killed. Cheapest punk ass shot anybody can take is a head butt. What a fucking bitch.

you made this yourself ... ABOUT YOURSELF?!?

bet YOU were happy when they lifted "don't ask don't tell" ...

Okay, where to start with what's stupid in this? Those deer hanging up? They lived free and died quickly, as opposed to real nature where they're ripped apart alive by wolves, bears, cougars and other alpha predators. The cute little pussy cat "hugging" the kitten? You ever seen what a cat does t...

@j0grim97 Ken's not pissed. Ken hired these guys.

The roll cage worked, the fire suppression measures worked, the containment walls worked, there were trained people right there to help ... this is why you do this at the track, and not on the street, kids.

Racing at the track = Sport.

Racing on the street = fucking idiots with a death wish.

just goes to show ya ... there's meatheads all over.

way to represent everything that''s fine and good in the male of the species,

my russian bruthas ...

WWJD? He'd slap the shit outta you WBC assholes.

Awwwwww, that's so CUUUUUUUTE!!!!!

Next you should hit her between the eyes with it and REALLY fuck her up beyond all hope!

I'd shoot that evil possessed fucker if I was you. that's mondo creepy.

Well, bitchy bitchy bitchy.

Did someone miss his nappy-poo?

Say what you want ... NO one's creepier than those little fuckers they had on the Welch's Grape Juice commercials on TV a couple years ago. If either one of those little girls had been one of my kids, I'd have drowned 'em.

Back in my hippie days I walked back in the woods and saw a bunch of fuckers who looked just like this.

Jeez. Some sticks of wood and some string, and this guy just makes 'em come alive.

I'd love to keep the camera on the puppeteer one performance. It isn't just a rote routine, the puppet is constantly reacting to his surroundings. This is phenomenal.

@jmarquise What in the FUCK are you talking about? Did you read some other comment and hit my reply by accident? Your comment is an utter non sequitur.

@RudolphOcker Obviously, you scan a tool DOWN HERE and send the scan to the replicator in the spacecraft, numbnuts.

Gee. I hope more people write in lengthy, well thought-out analyses of this important cinematic work, with pithy side comments on the athletic prowess of the Manning brothers.

Because if people treated this like a joke, that would SUCK.

Hey, stupid ... that's not a peace sign you flashed at the end. Done that way, it means "victory".

Either you're ignorant (you don't sound ignorant), or that's a Freudian slip that tells us who you REALLY liked in this fight, and it ain't the amblants man.

Do the bruthas know?

2013 -- Five year old drinks a bottle of Jack a day. Father says, "he's not only healthy, he's funny as shit when he's hammered".

2104 -- Six year old suffers a heart attack. Father says, "Damn, he seemed so healthy!"

that's swanky, frank ... let's fire up the tank and snort some crank. ... take it to the bank, you know who to thank ... the basement's dank, my hair is lank, but i know who i have to shank, hank ... gotta tranq the skank to guard my flank ... gulp the drank and cause a stank ... give my crank a...

Just wait until that little fucker finds a 20 dollar bill.

@ghosttrain2066 The world is as full of charities created and funded by Muslims as Christians. Hindus, Buddhists and other religions also are heavily involved in charitable activities. But I stand by my belief that ANY organized religion is poison in the blood of mankind. And you, my friend, need...

I'm gonna stick my face 'tween them thangs and go BWUBBA-DUBBADA-BWUBBADA-DUBBADA!!!!!!!

Julie Newmar is far and away the hottest Cat Woman ever, but Eartha Kitt was a better villain.

Lee Merriwther, Halle Berry and that anorexic Michelle Pfeiffer can't hold a candle to either of 'em ...

Jeez, I remember eating dinner really fast, then hitting the floor in the TV room Wednesday nights to watch this lame-ass turd of a show. Wednesday's episode would end with a cliff-hanger, and you had to watch it again Thursday night to see the end. I was ten years old and I ate this crap up.

Adios, motherfucker. Good riddance.

@lasseond

fuck the jews??!!?? FUCK YO' MAMA!

Go crawl in your hole, you fucking little rodent.

And while you're crawling into your hole, I"LL BE CRAWLING INTO YO' MAMA'S HOLE!!!