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You know, I would recommend that you guys start looking up other BOA victims like you and start putting their stories here too, band together and fight!

If more BOA customers started revolting, they'd be in a shitload of trouble.

@theHaxprocessor He didn't win the nomination. This is four years ago.

Very cute, but fuck you, I'm not buying your crappy bullshit.

Or Cocaine, even!

I can still picture the popcorn coming out of Bill Ackerton's character's house at the end of "Real Genuis".

@UnseenEntityMetal I know what you mean. As a kid, I always pictured an airplane in the sky when I heard this music. It really stuck with me, and as an adult I had it in my head, even though I hadn't heard it for 20 years. When it came on the TV one day, it was like seeing a ghost.

@KoolJayJ What stats, you ignorant asshole? You didn't cite any stats, you made shit up, and used some numbers from 8 years ago. "the rest suffer from sexual harassment daily or every once in a while". That's hilarious. Do you know the difference between "daily" and "every once in a while"? It's ...

"But I won't be able to ride my bike!"

The response should have been:

"Of course you will sweetie, black people can ride ANYONE's bike!"

So that's what happened to Jaleel White, he changed his name to Sefus and put on a shitload of weight.

Kind of funny that his title for House was "House Arrest" and that's what House is on this season.

Cut city hall and use the library instead!

I'm afraid I'm not sure I get this one, either. Now, the way I see it, either you mean that there's no way you guys would ever consider working there, or you are referring to the dirty joke about "all positions". Which?

Wow... I actually commented on this already? Huh. Anyway, I was gonna say, maybe July is when the battery expires (goes bad?).

This one does not appear to work, for some odd reason.

I have no idea what the joke is.

"Maybe it's (his cigars) not the best in the world..." Maybe not, but I've had them and I can tell you, it's up there with the best, and when you consider the price, Aryen's cigars are simply unbeatable.

I love Oro Cubano.