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@Floymin yeah, no fucking shit. Marty Friedman is also a human being who exists with ACTUAL hair that looks like that wig. You're not correct you fucking tool. Don't arbitrarily correct people, otherwise you showcase how fucking stupid you are.

jabbbs is the shiz

I'm not asking because I'm trying to prove you wrong. I'm willing to take your explanations to heart. I just submit that you cannot offer an explanation for life's worth, outside of man being created in God's image. I'm not asking you to cite Bible verses. I'm asking you for an explanation of you...

SCAR LIKES THE DEATH PENALTY!

I think it's important to explain this allegory, though we all probably know it I'm sure some do not. We are Edmund! Satan is the witch. He demands death for you by God's own law. God is Aslan. That's why Christ died your death, that even though you betrayed him, you could live. Aslan's death is ...

@ExplorerDS6789 accept* XD

i'm afraid to look down at the comments and see all the retarded potheads joking at 420. probably the score they got themselves on their SATs.

@allisonL03 exactly! yeah youre 26 but that just means you should A) not need a place to stay already and B) have your own car.

dope is not marijuana. dope is heroin.

Does anyone give two fucks about technicalities? No. The ship broke apart. One of the definitions of explode is decomposition you stupid fuck head. Look it up before calling me out on a public forum motherfucker.

@TheCaptainQuantum lol ikr. "omg a female voice! i'm erect!"

IF TIM ALEN TAUGHT ANY CLASS OF MINE I'D NEVER SKIP IT

@Scenester09 She does it with so much more enthusiasm and emotion than Lisa!

0:04 Tim and Jill sleep in a very bright bedroom

wow. both top comments are the same thing. nice job

@jimmyti9cer hey asshole. i have some advice for you. take your head and shove it up your fucking ass. then, learn the difference between county jail and prison, pick up a fucking book. and i think most people would agree 2 out of 7 people is not a majority. but i guess you would. probably cause ...

Jill freaking out about Brad making out is NOT consistent with her character. She's always such a liberal hippie womens rights talk things out and never yell or enforce rules kind of mom.

Alan Jackson's going for that General Custer look.

You never here about Mark's flying lessons after this episode. Ever. He fought so hard the whole episode, then just decided fuck it I'll be goth.

@violinbeauty1 not to mention using condoms fucking sucks. who wants to use those for their whole life?

Pause at 1:47

does the bartender go in for that sort of thing?

i'm surprised they gave brad so much shit. one party and he's grounded for a month? mark STOLE something. That's so much more scumbaggy and less typical teenagery.

@BlackWolfessUSCM face it....you never partied

"No wonder you're worried." hahahahahahahahahahaha

@ladieslatino294 As much as I agree with what you say, Mark took the initiative to apologize to Harry. By himself. That to me seems like facing the consequences like a man...

Let me establish this right now. Prison: where you go after trial when a judge sentences you. County Jail: Where the police detain you while charges are being pressed. Not convicted of anything at this point.

@TheD00dbro like

Randy's so tan for living in central MI........

Al's argument is invalid. Tim said best toilet in the WORLD. When the space shuttle bathroom is being used it's in space.

i get so angry when retarded comments are in the top comments

@m33lad i know shes not six years old. she doesn't need to be waited on hand and foot for a fever.

@pytko3 She can take out loans like everyone else. She doesn't HAVE to work. Tim makes enough money to support ALL of them and his hobby.

Bob Vila is usually a dick to Tim. I'm glad Tim hates him

home improvement got some pretty big guest stars

@SweetShann01 seeing tim with a beard makes me want to watch the santa clause!