"You write like a very angry,impotent homosexual." This line is funny as ever.

thomas sowell has a new book out. i've already ordered it from amazon. my lousy home town paper used to carry his columns. it's become so left leaning i've givenup on it. especially the editorial page. outside of the obits it's pretty much a waste of time. enjoy your pithy comments keep it up!

old harry was doing this day-oh shit when i was in grade school. that was in the 50's. outside of running his blabber mouth he hasn't done much in 60 years.

[Your daily Shakespeare retort, this time taken from Henry VI Part III]

And thus I prophesy, that many a thousand, Which now mistrust no parcel of my fear, And many an old man's sigh and many a widow's, And many an orphan's water-standing eye-- Men for their sons, wives for their husbands, And orphans for their parents timeless death-- Shall rue the hour that ever thou wast born. The owl shriek'd at thy birth,--an evil sign; The night-crow cried, aboding luckless time; Dogs howl'd, and hideous tempest shook down trees; The raven rook'd her on the chimney's top, And chattering pies in dismal discords sung. Thy mother felt more than a mother's pain, And, yet brought forth less than a mother's hope, To wit, an indigested and deformed lump, Not like the fruit of such a goodly tree. Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born, To signify thou camest to bite the world: And, if the rest be true which I have heard, Thou camest--

[Your daily Shakespeare retort, this time taken from Coriolanus]

"All the contagion of the south light on you, You shames of Rome! you herd of--Boils and plagues Plaster you o'er, that you may be abhorr'd Further than seen and one infect another Against the wind a mile! You souls of geese, That bear the shapes of men, how have you run From slaves that apes would beat! Pluto and hell! All hurt behind; backs red, and faces pale With flight and agued fear! Mend and charge home, Or, by the fires of heaven, I'll leave the foe And make my wars on you: look to't"

[Have I told you already that Shakespeare is best when he has a good literal template for his plays, like Plutarch?]

[Your daily Shakespeare retort, this time from Life and Death of King John]

CARDINAL PANDULPH Then, by the lawful power that I have, Thou shalt stand cursed and excommunicate. And blessed shall he be that doth revolt From his allegiance to an heretic; And meritorious shall that hand be call'd, Canonized and worshipped as a saint, That takes away by any secret course Thy hateful life.

[Your daily Shakespeare retort, this time from the Merchant of Venice]

GRATIANO O, be thou damn'd, inexecrable dog! And for thy life let justice be accused. Thou almost makest me waver in my faith To hold opinion with Pythagoras, That souls of animals infuse themselves Into the trunks of men: thy currish spirit Govern'd a wolf, who, hang'd for human slaughter, Even from the gallows did his fell soul fleet, And, whilst thou lay'st in thy unhallow'd dam, Infused itself in thee; for thy desires Are wolvish, bloody, starved and ravenous.

@titusact4scene2: Actually these comments are not mine but modified ones of Monty Python, Black Adder and of course Shakespeare, as I have long adopted the bad habit of using them when it comes to internet insults, as they are very time saying; but there is no need to be nasty to me as I will send you some retorts of Shakespeare for free, like the victorious Yorkist taunting their dying foe Clifford:

GEORGE If so thou think'st, vex him with eager words.
RICHARD Clifford, ask mercy and obtain no grace.
EDWARD Clifford, repent in bootless penitence.
WARWICK Clifford, devise excuses for thy faults.
GEORGE While we devise fell tortures for thy faults.

wow looks like i am not the only one that has problems with this person...dude you need help..quite picking on people and find something better to do with your time.

first of all,take you ass whipping like a man.
and another thing...my mother is not living so chill out tiny boy. it seems you take ALOT of time out to look at what i'm writing and how much.
you can save ALOT of time by not worring how much i write in my comments.
shit it sound like you watch the soap opra's and keep up with it big time. OOPS!
did i say that? lol