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because nothing is cooler than alcoholism

6 hours is not even half of the time frame that Maybelline advertises.. i'd call that a fail

where do you find san marzano tomatoes at? i have never been able to fine them and feel horribly deprived

"Have Se..conds" John, you're a dirty dirty man.. and I love it

Try Maybelline's Baby Lips, it's actually a chap stick with a lil tint of color to it (or you can get it with no color) it's great and my new favorite product

@synapsenfick8762

unhealthy - absolutely

delicious - same answer

hey chef john, you've got an old (very old) video for italian meatballs and it's kind of hard to follow, any chance you can do an updated video? spaghetti and meatballs sounds pretty awesome

This is the first video i have watched in probably 8 months...... i'm pretty sure i've said "wow" about a dozen times now.. you look SO incredibly different, you don't even look like the same person.. you've done an amazing job and look incredible

i think this is the first time i thought the food in your videos looked disgusting

excellent mix of music, not just one genre, very good job.

i'd love to give that poster to my boyfriend or brother

how are these any different from standard press on nails? they're advertised as "changing everything" i've been wearing these things since i was 12

i wouldn't let the haters get to you, for every one person who writes something mean about you, there are two or three people who are writing something nice :)

i'm 24.. my parents are in their 50's and they are still very youthful.. age is what you make it

I call "whore" for the win

how old are you now?

@jbhater68

they taste different, the dried stuff in a jar is more concentrated so you'll use a lot less of it than the fresh stuff and therefore can store it longer.. more like a cheaper and easier way to season food, but fresh spices and herbs taste way better, there is no comparison

the whole "not trust a skinny chef" is only partially true, in my experience heavier people are much less picky with their food and will eat pretty much anything

awwww burn to the art majors

@awsomecomment123

verbally it sounds like "twenty one hundred" however, that comes out to be the year 2100.. kind of like if it were $2,100, it can either be pronounced as "two thousand, one hundred" or "twenty one hundred" it's called math

i eat smores by myself in the middle of the day as a snack all the time.. smores are freakin great, why wait for a special occasion to eat them? (p.s. this thing is still stupid, marshmallows need to be toasted)

must be honest, i haven't really watched much in the last.. year... and OH MY GOD BABYTARD CAN TALK!!!! must keep up, i'm missing so much in tard life

@ostepops7

cumshot... there's 50 spoilers

@GregsMouth

they basically make a donut style dough and mix in powered kool aid mix :)

love the music you chose

take it from someone who did slice off their finger tip with a mandolin.. USE THE GUARD ALWAYS... if you cut off the tip of your finger, whatever you just cooked will taste like crap because you will always have a sensitive finger tip.. it sucks, seriously

@jonk970

after watching how much/often they eat, you really think he'd stay in shape?

@zerodegreesLTC

yay for seeing the word "snarky" love it

@Redtrooper

"guys this has 47 total grams of net carbs" (their thoughts go 'holy shit that's terrible...... umm... uhh....crap)

@ultimatesoccer100

More like Greg is the pimp master!

@asianmalaysian

if you knew about proper techniques, then you'd know it's "deglazing"

you are the only person on youtube i've been watching for years (scary) and still enjoy and watch every single one of your episodes, keep up the good work Greg!

hi kandee