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Yeah, but did Blake make the free throw?

Kristin Davis looks terrible. How many colagen injections has she had? She has a face like a mackerel.

Whenever I hear this music, I think of Nancy Pelosi....

Kendrick looks so sad and depressed after this dunk. He needs a hug.

He was probably asking himself, "Did anyone get the tail number of that Boeing 787 Dreamliner that landed on my ass?"

The '80's gave us George Michael and Frankie goes to Hollywood. The 90's gave us Right Said Fred. Now the new millenia gives us these fools. It is amazing what passes for masculinity these days. Are there any real men in North America today? Or is the male gender made up entirely of sissy posers ...

He needs a hug....or maybe he should relax with a delicious piece of "shank steak"....

He is an extremely ill individual. He almost certainly has paranoid schizophrenia, accenuated by heavy drug use. He should have been institutionalized long before the shooting. Quite frankly, this crime points to the failures in the mental health care system in this country.

He really should ne...

@DaveWollenberg Hall is actually a vocalist. She first became famous singing with Sergio Mendes and Brazil '66. Many of those old performances with Sergio are here on Youtube.

Wait - there are heterosexuals in Los Angeles? Or anywhere in California? Rome, do you have proof of this?

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Andrew Luck wins the award on Saturday, but the honey badger jumps up on the stage and takes the statue? After all, the honey badger takes what it wants!

Jack sure looks like he could use some thermal underwear or legwarmers or hot cocoa....

Why use pepper spray? Urine would have been just as effective, and probably cheaper. After all, there is a budget crisis in California, and the state has to save many any way it can!

Richard Daley - now that was a real American mayor. We could use more of him, and less of the incompetent buffoons that are running most of our cities.

Has anyone noticed how much he looks like Uncle Fester?

Dear god, we could use some police like this in Oakland, California. The police in Chicago did their jobs. They restored order, for decent, honest, law-abiding citizens. They put the rioters out of business, and in prison.

That is what we need in Oakland, so that normal citizens (like me) can o...

@mark10788 Mothballed means no retired - no longer in use.

Now there is an IKEA where these lines used to run. What a waste. This could have been converted into a really excellent commuter line. Instead, the Metro Transit Authority in Houston decided to widen I-10, and spend several billions dollars to do it.

At least we have the memories of what was, ...

Look at Stevens' eyes at 2:02. He is furious. He looks like he could decapitate Domi. His expressions looks like that of Cerberus, the three-headed dog that guards the gates to the Underworld.

Man, I wouldn't want to piss him off.

Get some of the rioters from Tottenham to that castle. I am sure they could storm that place, and burn it to the ground.

The paramedic at 1:13 looks like Charley Steiner from SportsCenter.

search for "the walk of death railroad engineer". It will take you to the article from the BRE-T.

He should have taken an Immodium AD before he came on shift.

This is not a roadrailer. Roadrailers do not ride on flatcars. They ride on bogeys that attach directly to the trailer.

Those are some mighty big blades. That's going to make a mighty big food processor. Who is going to use it? The Jolly Green Giant?

The sad thing is this: they actually lost the Cup this year. Imagine what type of rioting they would have if they actually won?

But there is good news, Vancouver fans. Your government has free health care for all the rioters, in case any of them get injured, while tossing Molotov cocktails. And...

If the Beatles had never released the Sargeant Peppers album, then Jeff Lynne would have never had the inspiration to release the album. If you listen to some of the tracks in Peppers, and then tracks in Out of the Blue, you could almost swear they came from the same album.

Regardless, Out of t...

Casey Anthony's theme song. After she was released from prison, she "got on the very next train." Actually, it probably was a plane, since no one in America rides the train anymore.

"It's a crying shame, because you ain't got no one else to blame." Yes, that's Casey to a tee.

I distinctly recall owning one of the original LPs, with the colored vinyl. That was when I was in junior high school. Now I am an old man, with broken dreams, and no future.

But I can listen to this recording, and think back to 1978, when I was still young, and had endless dreams of the future...

I wonder whose permanent wave required more chemicals - Katy or Kenny?

It is a good thing that Brashear was wearing a helmet. If he hadn't been wearing one, McSordid would have split his head open like a rotten papaya.

It is almost impossible to believe that people used to play this game without helmets.

Someone once asked Gordy how why he used to wear a cup, bu...

Where was this video shot at? The Mayberry Moonshine Festival? Was Otis The Town Drunkard behind the wheel? Was Opie and Aunt Beau on the train? Did Barney Fife show up and give the guy a ticket? Did Sheriff Taylor show up and say, "Now Pervis, you know you shouldn't be drinking the shiner, befor...

Conveniently, there is a graveyard off to the right at :57. If the car and train had hit, it would have been an quick, easy trip to the grave site. The body would still be warm, when it was lowered into the plot. (Well, I use the phrase "body" loosely. All that would have been left of this motor...