I hate you all

Hello! My name is Chonsey and my fingers taste like apple sauce!!!
NO MAN CAN EAT 50 EGGS!

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I am the Jesus of Suburbia. I am a Basket Case and I am overflowing with Brain Stew. Are We the Waiting? Take this Warning because I know that I am. Give Me Novicane so you can finally say Good Riddance. I love being King For a Day as if I were a She. Wake Me Up When September Ends so I can walk this Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Welcome to Paradise and when we're done we can start Hitchin a Ride back home to Longview where everyone's still Waiting. Nice Guys Finish Last so remember that I wanna be the Minority. Never call me an American Idiot. My Holiday will be hard as I remember your Jaded eyes. Remember me When I Come Around.
Love, St. Jimmy.

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