THIS IS YO BRAIN ON DRUGS!!

a story about a friend named Maxxie. once upon a time (as all good stories begin) there was a girl named maxxie. she lead a complicated life, constantly under pressure by the dark queen to PICK UP THOSE SOCKS! DO THE DISHES! MAKE DINNER! AND DO THE DISHES AGAIN!"but she somehow managed to find time for things that kept her spirits up such as talking with friends, admiring her hair and perfect teeth, playing with her dog, (who was secretly a super hero under the name "Captain Muscles" but thats another story) one day while cooking dinner in the highest tower in all the land.. she met a boy. the boy was a little shy, didnt seem like much and kept to himself. he had never been good around beautiful girls such as maxxie. but eventually built up the courage to say hello to her. later finding out that they had alot in common, and became best friends over the course of a few weeks. skipping ahead in the story a few days, months, a year.. maxxie had matured, becoming more beautiful by the day. and the boy, had gotten a bit taller. after months of maxxie sneaking out to meet the boy, and the boy sneaking out to meet her.. at the risk of the dark queen finding out. the boy had grown very deep feelings for maxxie. too worried about what she would say if he told her, he kept his mouth shut. more months went by.. every day maxxie became more beautiful, the boys feelings grew deeper, unraveling his very soul. one day he decided he just couldnt take it anymore, and told maxxie how he felt for so long. only to find out that she felt the same way for him. they kept their love a secret, to avoid the dark queen discovering it and banishing the boy. they continued sneaking out to see eachother, falling more in love, until one day maxxie stopped. confused is to why the boy came to her balcony.."maxxie!.." he shouted.. "maxxie!.." maxxie heard the calls, and rushed to the balcony, calling back "you shouldnt be here, your putting us both in danger!" but the boy feared nothing, becuase he knew his love for maxxie was far greater than any punishment the dark queen could sentence, he shouted back 'fear not my love, ive come to rescue you from the queen! run away with me, and we'll never look back!" maxxie liked that idea deep down.. but shouted back "just forget you ever knew me! leave!" the boy was crushed and very confused.. he knew maxxie, and he knew she would never be so cold.. the boy looked around the courtyard, finding a vine and some wire.. quickly fashioning a make shift grappling hook, he tossed it up and luckily it stuck on the balcony first try. he gave it a tug to confirm, and then started up.reaching the balcony, pulling himself up and over, he saw maxxie with her back turned to him across the room. he took a half a step before noticing a man in the room with her. he jumped to the side hiding behind the balcony window and thought to himself "could this be?.. she loves another man.. i understand.. i should go and let her be happy.." as he grabbed the rope, about to start back down, he heard the man say "so.. you thought you could hide it from the queen huh?.. foolish girl. my guards will find the boy eventually, so u may as well tell me where he is now!"... the boy realized that maxxie was not in love with this man, but being held captive by him!.. the boy knew now that he couldnt leave. his mind raced with different approaches, and heroic things to say as he barged in the room.. the boy took a deep breath, stormed into the room, and exclaimed "you! you need to! let! her, go! now! by.. order of!...me!..the..prince of.. the.. lemo-ni-an..castle-village!!!"..a long pause went by. .the boy stood, head up, chest out, proud of what he said..until he was hit from behind by a guard and knocked to the ground..the man laughed and spat to the side.. "YOU are the boy? BAH! this should be fun.." the boy rose to his knee's..looked up at maxxie.. then the man kicked the boy back down and laughed along with the guards... the boy stood back up.. took his stance, 2 fists out, feet spread and planted firmly, the men busted out laughing. the boy took a swing and knocked one of the guards out cold. slightly surprised, the boy shook the pain out of his fist and took his stance again. the men stared at the guard on the floor, then back at the boy.. they took their stances, and drew their swords.. the boy knew he was out matched, but again, he showed no fear in front of maxxie. (who wasnt being helpless on purpose, she was chained toe the chair, sorry i left that part out.) the man told the guards "stand aside, ill handle this you bafoons".. the man pointed his sword at the boy, and charged.. the boy jumped out of the way and the mans sword stabbed into the wall as he struggled to pull it out, the boy punched him to the floor. the man shouted GUARDS! KILL HIM! the guards charged, but just then, Captain Muscles WOOSHED into the room knocking the guards down. the boy pulled the sword from the wall, pointed it at the man...(continued)

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