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thunderfan23 liked 4 hours ago
Early Diagnosis
This is what happens when you play in puddles of bullets during recess.
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The Gift That Keeps on Giving (3)
Its the thought of the endless, infinite, terrible stretch of Grants that counts.
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The Gift That Keeps on Giving (2)
Its the thought of the endless, infinite, terrible stretch of Grants that counts.
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The Gift That Keeps on Giving (1)
It's the thought of the endless, infinite, terrible stretch of Grants that counts.
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thunderfan23 liked 4 hours ago
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Does Waterboarding Work?
Theyre just not quite doing it how Mom used to do it. The drowning effect requires that Mom touch, yknow?
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Fruit Slam! (With Director's Commentary)
For once, we'll let the artists speak about their work in this exclusive, fascinating roundtable discussion about the highly controversial work Fru...
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Up (The First 10 Minutes)
Pixar does it again. Enabling an entire subsection of society thats steeped in delusion about death and pros at bone preservation.
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thunderfan23 liked 4 hours ago
And The Winner Is...
The Steeries, often referred to the industry as the Super Bowl for sleep apnea sufferers, are sadly overshadowed by the Crushies, which are general...
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The Midas Touch
When you grow up putting Digiornos into your sisters Easy-Bake Oven, every day you spend alive is kind of a small miracle.
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Man's Best Friend
Hes faithful. Hes trustworthy. Hes here to guide you through puberty with a firm paw and a strong sense of virtue.
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Marital Hearing
After a forty-hour marathon session, the Committee finally came to a thoughtful, 342-page agreement on the division and usage of the family minivan...
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thunderfan23 liked 4 hours ago
The Thrill is Gone
They bid farewell into that good night, the streetlamps aglow with the sort of fire that once held a place in their loins; now and forever more, th...
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How to Hit on Girls but from Your Balcony
In this anthropological field study, we witness the effect of male attention on unwitting passersby and watch as a strange symbiotic relationship b...
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Grown Men Are Talking
Reddit! http://www.reddit.com/r/fun...
Grown men have a serious discussion. A 170-second film by 5secondfilms...
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Breaking News
BREAKING NEWS! A 83-second film by 5secondfilms.com
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thunderfan23 liked 4 hours ago
Salsa Lesson
Fernando Ribieres is the best of the best. He demands perfection, style, and class from both his students and his salsa. As he says, "Real salsa is...
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Real Estate
They bought the place in the end, but only because it came with a butler (who later turned out to be a slumming Bronsot Pinchot in a motion-trackin...
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You Got Mail
Postal workers don't get overtime for de-rezzing, either. It was just a real bummer of a Sunday all around.
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thunderfan23 liked 5 hours ago
Little Ben: Monster Hunter
Armed with his trusty six-round ratchet-crank revolver, a steel-tipped fedora, and nerve gas-releasing cowboy boots, Little Ben stalked the Netherw...
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Pappy's Genuine Texas Bee Salsa
These bees were netted down by the local middle schools crunch corral picnic benches, smacked around in a clean jar until unconsciously ripe, then ...
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Bad Time Boys Ride Again
Those Bad Time Boys. Always evading Banker Hogg with a well-timed rampless jump and a taunting car horn jingle.
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Worst Balloon Trip Ever
The only food they brought for their trip, to top this all off, was a half-eaten bottle of Flinstones vitamins and a roll of Scotch tape.
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thunderfan23 liked 5 hours ago
Playground Showdown
This town aint big enough fer the twof us. Ah hereby challnge you to a spellin bee!
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Never Under
Why, might you ask, was his friend standing there watching him take a shit? If you don't know the answer to this question, you've A) never lived in...
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Night Terrors
He should try that Uberman sleep diet I've heard so much about. Apparently, you just get your body used to sleeping for several 20-minute naps a da...
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thunderfan23 liked 5 hours ago
Digging to China
Last week, they found cherry bombs in a kid's shoes at the airport. There's a connection here, but you won't hear about it from the bought-and-paid...
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Bruised Apple
Lifetime: Television for produce.
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Political Satire
The trenchant wit of 5-Second Films, LLC is finally unleashed unto the rich, fertile soil of political satire. And lo, what fruits do our seeds of ...
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An Education
Oscar Week begins with our take on the story of a young girl with a heart full of love to give, and a bedroom packed with ways to exploit it. Schwing.
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thunderfan23 liked 5 hours ago
The Last College Payment
Life is like a box of student loans. You never know how much DNA you have to sell to pay em off.
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And No Harsh Chemicals!
Cthulus are standing by. Dont delay!
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Watch This!!!
Are you filled with regret that you dont have the fabled attachment to your baby that you were told youd have? Flip those regrets away!
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thunderfan23 liked 5 hours ago
Keeping You Safe
Unfortunately, shark people werent banned from entering Britain, and now theyve run amok. Just another inconvenience for the Hardest Working Man in...
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Secret Shopper
Devin had no idea we were filming. Maybe he realized it on the ride back to the apartment. When he made us onion rolls.
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Uncle Chuck's Stop Sign Trap
Every Easter, Chuck gets out there and sets up his stop sign trap. And every year, we have to find new holes to bury the bodies in.
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The Merry Prankster
It's literally this all day for the Prankster, going from parking garage to parking garage. I'm not sure how he can afford a living.
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thunderfan23 liked 5 hours ago
Boarding School
Unfortunately for Junior, hes getting shipped to St. Understated, Thoughtful Conclusions Academy. Lifes gonna be rough.
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B-Ballin' And It Feels So Good
This always happens.
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70 Years Young
What happens when Scott and Dan get their faces generated.
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thunderfan23 liked 5 hours ago
The Life of Riley
Ever wanted to know what was going on in your dog's head? No you don't.
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Nothing's On
500 Channels of Chaucer and Proust? Where do I sign up (to have an assassin take my life)?
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Mike vs Coffee
Mike takes seizing the day a bit literally. Also, see if you can figure out how many people in total are in the background, watching Mike wrestle a...
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thunderfan23 liked 5 hours ago
Resolution
Whats worse, he drowned his sorrows in drink just after this fiasco and now hes fighting off alien spiders in 3014.
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Beach Bully
He commands utter respect. Lets watch.
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