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HILLYBILLY Explained.

Back when the English went to America the hun's followed their masters.
For many years the hun's had it good they was masters of all the niggers and indians they wanted, them hun's was gittin big heads on emselves too.

This was until the English had to leave the US and go home, forgetting to take their loyal helpers the hun's.
This left the hun's in one hell of a pickle now the poor hun's had no protector to save their smelly asses, well like always the hun's started a gittin sceared so they upped and ran up the nearest hill they could find, turns out all the hun's was named Billy, so well people just started callin these hill folk Hillbillys.

So after all the master race bullshit and slaves and dead indians, the poor hun's was back to where they begun, it wis like they never left scootland, up a hill chewin tabacie and calling billygoats mom.

Next time I'm gonna tell ye where Billygoats got their names from.

That's a true story folks, can't ye see the resemblence no teeth can't understand a word they is saying, and goat ass hair on thier pants.

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