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cutest human being ever, oh my god

who is that at 1:04?

I literally started weeping when the pictures of the horses started up.

Question: Are the prisoners chanting "This is our Gotham"? That's what I thought from the beginning, but it seems that many people are hearing different things, so. My getting chills is appropriate in any case, haha.

thank you, esurance; thank you, google; and thank you, chet atkins!

god, i love this

i love this girl!

my all-time favorite scene in a spongebob episode ever. EVER.

what symphony is he talking about? i couldn't quite catch it

why is it such a stretch to find love for both films? this extremism is so silly.

I really, really want this to be scary. Don't know how long it's been since I've seen a truly well-made, frightening movie..

What kind of bike does Taylor ride from (1:38 to 1:55)?

Superb.

@spotthatruth1 no, not a "homo". it was only a joke, man. just listen to the music!

@Springbokke1000 thank you so much!

Ugh. For the last time: this is not a remake. It is a different adaptation of the source material. If it were a remake, it would be based on the Swedish film, rather than on the books--which it is not. Hence: not a remake.

More importantly, who gives a shit if it's an "American remake"? It's Dav...

@seanfox211 I'm American, I have seen the original Swedish films, and I'm excited to see this adaptation. I don't think Fincher's version should be considered a remake because it is not based off of the Swedish movie. It's a different interpretation of the novel. Noomi Rapace even said that she's...

i thought the blonde girl was parker posey for the longest time, hahaaa

she's gonna have an awesome voice when she's older. she's just too funny!

genius.

i've been watching your videos for years, yet i only found this one now. just magnificent. you're an inspiration.

her accent is so cute!

i just saw the tumblr picture.

i think if more people came to read youtube comments, we wouldn't have world wars. because i literally love everyone on the planet right now--in this very moment--because of those comments. everything's okay. nothing hurts.

@thiskidjohn203 sir, i'd like you to understand that homosexuality has been exhibited in animals since the dawn of time; male on male sexual practices including mounting, kissing, and even "necking" in the case of male giraffes is a documented phenomenon. animals from the bottlenose dolphin to ra...

@bvespertine someone's a bit jelly ;)

in all seriousness, how did he come off as "pretending to be misunderstood"? he seems like a fantastically eloquent, articulate guy who acknowledges that he has a competent, complete view of the world, and he is happy to share his opinion intelligently. if y...

Illuminati, Christian, Anti-christ, Catholic, Atheist, Satanist; what the fuck ever, the bitch is fierce.

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” - Mahatma Gandhi

I will never understand how religion, preaching love and beautiful faith, can turn into monstrous, judgemental persecution. Somewhere along the way, when it passed through all the inf...

It's weird: I'm not a fan of her acting, but I can't stop watching her. She's probably the most genuine person in Hollywood. Her nervousness, her answers, her posture--just everything is so honest. It's a serious breath of fresh air. You can tell, she's in it for the acting and the craft and not ...

Seven minutes well spent.

It's like Inception on MDMA.

Fuck that, I'll just buy a sexy cigarette case to put my ciggies in. And that way, I'll be stimulating the government cock to a hardened length Capitol Hill never thought possible!