I have a feeling NASA's not going to give me a seat if they're ever commissioned to evacuate humankind from Earth.

This is a video response to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =e16eXXAoisg

Part 3 of a series of questions to see if I can get astronaut Mark Polansky to answer me FROM SPACE.

Part 1 can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =-QyDkeAE_iM

Part 2 can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =WbVeKuHA1Nw

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This is a video response to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =e16eXXAoisg

Part 2 of a series of questions to see if I can get astronaut Mark Polansky to answer me FROM SPACE.

Part 1 can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =-QyDkeAE_iM

Part 3 can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =_NLBqgvj6C4

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This is a video response to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =e16eXXAoisg

Part 1 of a series of questions to see if I can get Mark Polansky to answer me FROM SPACE.

Part 2 can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =WbVeKuHA1Nw

Part 3 can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =_NLBqgvj6C4

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Do you have a burning question you need answered? Ask away on Twitter or here or wherever. It could be YOU who I call an idiot next!

http://twitter.com/thewinekone

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Ah yes. Questions, questions, questions, and more questions. In this video, I try to answer your questions to the best of my ability. I hope I've provided you with responses that you will treasure for a lifetime, if not more.

"How is that possible?" you ask. Well, it's something called re-incarnation. There you go; I just answered another question you wanted to know. Maybe you didn't, but let's pretend you did. It helps me sleep at night. Which is usually in an alley in a box, but let's not get into that.

I would also like to add that if you don't know what a lemon party or goatse is, you should do a Google search on it. Yeah!

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Here's a list of people who asked the questions:
http://twitter.com/shaneofther oad
http://twitter.com/laura_27
http://twitter.com/cssleprecha un
http://twitter.com/jjjjeah
http://twitter.com/twin7819
http://twitter.com/uglyviolet
http://twitter.com/evilralphwi ggum
http://twitter.com/amehari
http://twitter.com/WhatsUpWith Jack
http://twitter.com/chinatowntr oy
http://twitter.com/hayleyghoov er
http://twitter.com/meyow16
http://twitter.com/channei
http://twitter.com/ghostwise
http://twitter.com/inedible
http://twitter.com/spamyourbab ies

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A flower appears in the living room and Tony goes to examine it.

A sequel to Super Tonio Bros. Fail.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Z_1tBod2w8Y

Special thanks to Michael Aranda for the sound effects.
http://www.youtube.com/michael aranda

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A green turtle shell appears in the living room and Tony goes to examine it.

The sequel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ylw49_w-QAo

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100 just wasn't enough.

A follow-up video to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =vH8u0MI8MqM

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Do YOU meet these requirements?
1. You have videos up on YouTube.
2. You are a female.
3. You are 18 years of age or older.
4. You don't mind me using your videos that will be sexually suggestive.

If you met those requirements, then send a video file my way telling me that I have your permission to use your YouTube videos at twkcontact@gmail.com.

Refer to "Internet Creepo" and "ur realy hott" for an idea as to what I'm doing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =vNqjVGhn-ng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =qBB2ry3R9Aw

LOST Parody #6 - Heroes (season 2, ep1):
http://www.justforlaughs.com/v ideos/show/9344-lost-parody-6- heroes-season-2-ep1

TheFineBros:
http://www.youtube.com/TheFine Bros

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Inappropriateness prevails.

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A review of YouTube Live.

Special thanks to Michelle for filming my "accident."
http://www.youtube.com/littlep andaexpress

Note: A bit off sync and blurry due to computer problems. Sorry.

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The secret is no more. Hurrah...?

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Watch it streamed live at http://www.youtube.com/Live
5:00PM PST, November 22, 2008

This was fun to make. It drove me insane while editing it though. This was a tough one to do because of the split-scr... --I mean, because my clone was being a pain in the ass. You should watch it in high quality to get the "yummy goodness," as I call it, of the visuals.

There are still some glitches that were left behind that I couldn't get rid of. Especially 5:04 when I say "live." It's some sort of Agent Smith taking over my body glitch and my face stretches. Weird.

Yours truly,
Tony

P.S. The kinda gay action video is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =_AizNhWbjG4

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