I SUCK AT SKATING SO BAD!!

IM ALMOST AS BAD AS BLAKE HORST AT SKATING!!!


IM BORED RIGHT NOW SO I HAVE DECIDED TO TELL YOU MY LIFE STORY, IT ALL STARTED WHEN I CAME OUT OF MY MOMS VAGINA.. I WAS A BABY. I STARTED BECOMING AWESOME WHEN I WAS A SMALL CHILD. AFTER LOSING MY RIGHT THUMB TO CANCER I WENT TO CANADA TO TRY TO BECOME A WORLD FAMOUS ICE HOCKEY PLAYER BUT DISASTER STRUCK WHEN I TRIED STEROIDS AND KILLED THE AMBASSADOR OF CHINA, SEVERAL YEARS LATER I WENT TO SEE NIRVANA IN CONCERT. I DECIDED TO CHILL BACK STAGE WITH MY MAN KURT COABANE. WHEN I GOT THERE HE WAS DEAD, I CRIED, STOLE HIS HEROINE THEN LEFT.... WTF??

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