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Jesus H.Christ!! okay Dom get some fucking sleep before the next review! The points you made are great but fuck me, it was hard work waiting for you to get to the point. Between 'saliva slapping' the roof of your mouth to fixing your hair to rubbing your eyes to waffling away. You're like Heavy ...

Hi and thanks for putting up your video. I don't mean to come across like alot of the pervs who have left comments here on your page, but i was wondering if you had any advice? yes i am a guy, but i'm on here looking for tips frrom somebody as i want to buy my girlfriend some tights that don't t...

you need to light some more candles dude!!!!!

@martymcfly002 "a kind of bad joke?" are fucking thick? and the answer is no, you should have guessed by my previous comment, i did not chuckle for a split second. do you wanna know why?...... IT'S BECAUSE I THINK IT'S WRONG TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT PARALYSED PEOPLE. Do you get me this time moron?

Maria Shriver jeez! I'd say poor Arnie has been stirring Sly's custard all this time and doesn't even know it. After that interview i'd say she definitely got an injection of the Devil's love custard, Sly Stone style!!!!!!

What fight???? I can't believe i just sat watching this pile of shit waiting for 'the fight'. Where's the fight you moron??

Flash Gordon approaching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude i think you'd be better at doing comercials for blow up sheep!!! put that guitar down, pleeeeaaassssse!!!

Well done man! a very thorough, practical yet straight to the point pedalboard demo. I actually just clicked this video to check out and gauge the 'human foot to floorspace' size dimensions of the 'pedaltrain pro' as i'm torn between purchasing a '2' or a 'pro'. Anyway, i've decided it's a little...

That's one hell of a hair parting!!!!!!!!!!

Can anybody please enlighten me as to what the fuck is going on at 8:30???

If I had known beforehand how rude, intrusive, victimising and wrong this footage was going to be I would not have clicked here. This video is so fucking heartless and immoral. It makes me seriously sad and physically sick. Get a fucking life and go amuse yourself with your own unfortunate misgu...

@nairnloon Good man yourself and thank you so much for your video! It's so refreshing on 'youtube' once in a while when you stumble across somebody who's not just a frustrated / in-experienced kid in the wanna-be-famous bedroom, innocently butchering a solo/song. Your playing is pristine and your...

@louiscfc93 You fucking idiot! So you've never enjoyed listening to the vocal takes or the collective band contributions to 'Fair Warning' or other classic Van Halen albums? Vocal lyricism or vocal art is not just about a vocal range(listen to the interview where Hagar admits this fact and confes...

@iTsRenno You'll find that there is plenty of us who can speak a few languages, we just know how to speak your language for convenience sake as it's the easiest to learn! Yes indeed, it truly is a language that any idiot could pick up.

Okay now it's not funny anymore! just put the poor guitar away like a good man!

@TT202020 'Established' yes, I'm quite sure that's what I said. Listen if your another youtube loner, who just for company, tries to start a meaningless debate with somebody who's only positively admiring and praising a fellow songwriter, you'd be better off going back to which ever sasquatch nip...

Just to add to my last post regarding 'The Emperor', in case I fall foul to any over-enthusiac or obsessive 'STAR WARS' fans, the answer is no, I haven't given in to the dark side!

Were your parents real close, like brother and sister? We all know who Dave lee Roth is, who the fuck are you? What a fucking muppet! I'm ashamed to say thatout of curiousity I listened to the whole video stream waitng for something that might be even a little humorous. Instead i've just puked al...

"Boyzone rock band"??? Let's just hope me and this fucking prick don't ever meet face to face! If we do i'm definitely going away for 20 years! What kind of idiotic fucking numbskull begins a Thin Lizzy documentary with the word "boyzone"? I know you weren't referring to a certain queer boyband b...

This is what happens when your brain actually takes the shape of a rugby ball after all those rugby shower room genital violations!!!! At least they've fastened their seat belts!

I'm actually irish and these are your typical irish immature virgins with the typical student-style made up/fucked up irish accents of their own, and they talk like "em like yes like, well like, i'm so like, making like sex noises like yawww! OMG like LOL like"!!!!

The poor bald bastard! A ladybird fetish is a new one on me!! Don't ya just know his mom and dad were actually brother and sister, before they were turned into ladybirds by satan!!!! He looks like dr.phil on meths.

Hi starlet, my girlfriend asked me to watch your video as she wants me to dress up for her if you know what i mean. I suppose this must sound a little bit strange, wierd or kinky but believe me, the thought of it just drives her wild. Would you recommend any tights for men?

Although I have been grateful for this sad, yet priceless footage over the past 20 years or so in memory of the man himself, it still eats away at me and i still cringe with disbelief everytime i hear how the narrator mangages to fuck up Bruce's daughter's name! Human error aside, how can you ma...

Now i'm not claiming to be a 'know all' or an expert on the subect, but i've spent 20 years 'tickling the nickle' and 'flirting with the fretwire', i wonder how many people would agree OR disagree if i say that as far as 'composing' an appropriate solo to suit a song, Brian may wins hands down. ...

Were your parents closely related? like eh, brother and sister? You've just shown us some serious tell-tale symptoms of brain damage you insignificant waste of fresh air. With regards to your brain and mentality, and in relation to you putting this video up here, it's definitley apparent that th...