theperrenialsmartass's channel

Plan B: toss all the engines and fill it with helium.

Does that bullet have bluetooth?

Watched until end. 2 minutes I'll never get back

@Eleetnessful Could you maybe buy some lower-case letters with your taxpayer-funded bonus?

@lordscully That's a pretty extreme statement. Actually, American science garners more citations than that from any other nation so they are clearly not all stupid. Its just that a huge number think that you can choose to believe the ideas that are most palatable to you rather than those support...

I used to think that atheists were intelligent until I see so many of them who cannot recognize an obvious parody when they see it.

(That said, a mitigating factor has to be that many REAL creationist vids are very nearly as stupid as this guy is pretending to be)

@GotDozzi Because children are scarey

pretty obvious cut at 0:08, but nice graphics otherwise

Right, you have ruined ovens, snow, noses, coke, fish, leaving the kids with a babysitter, children's books and children's TV, stairs, instant messaging and now you have ruined fridges.

I am now off to live in a tipi, thanks.

@HectagramTv One day she's gonna do a Rick Roll, I am sure of it.

@megafio That was the movie she watched right before she died. Feel better now?

Maybe the thrifty relative who gave you the bootleg is also refusing to pay their water bill?

I'm glad I am not red/green colourblind 'cos then I wouldn't have understood this movie at all.

This is how many marriages end up

Occum's razor can always debunk this kind of supernatural crap.

In this case for example, clearly it was simply the friction resulting from vigorous self-pleasure on the part of an unmarried man in that bathroom that generated enough heat to touch off the conflagration.

Move along people, noth...

@zalina03 You know what happens to children who copy other people's stories for English class, don't you?

@howtoguro Comments on the internet don't mean much but at least some of them receive the attention of a sentient being, some of the time. Unlike prayers.

@ThePhysicsGun Seriously, your dog can die from that. Theobromine is very toxic to dogs and found in large quantities in chocolate.

Ha ha, nice parody. It must be quite difficult to sing out-of-tune even thru the auto-tuner! The middle 8 was hilarious.

Religion in a nutshell.

Funniest plot device for a prisoner escape ever. Just try to force urself to stop laughing while watching it, u can really empathize with these poor guards

From the introduction to his show, I expected more cars, helicopters, flags, people riding horses, fighter jets, windows,... blurry shit, and cars on the show.

I was very disappointed to see a failed horticultural "scientist" in a bad sweater spewing bullshit into the ether.

I cannot believe people are trusting their health to this Dr Simmons.

If I was in hospital and he came anywhere near me, I would throw the nearest water fountain thru the window to escape in my backless gown, a la One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

If you watch carefully, Larry even has an iPhone, which were not invented for at least another thousand years. What a bunch of retards.

The only true thing he said was "I'm a pretty simple guy"

I think he musta stuck his tongue in at about 0:28

At least inflate the bag for him!

@sashachase This comment is fake.

That drive at 1:19 was the greatest achievement of his presidency.

That's the definition of "natural justice"

LOL check out the inbreds at 1:49

Those haters are UG-LY

I know a bunch of Asian guys with white girlfriends (in Australia, I don't know about Americans)

That's why Monty Python featured The Knights That Say "Ni"...

cos some black guys kicked the shit out of them before they could finish the sentence

@MentalSin2010 I can fight, it's just the winning I have a problem with

Who is this this chick on TYT? Sorry but your voice and mannerisms are annoying, very annoying. You seem to be quite nice personally but just face it, commentating / anchoring is not the job for you.

Teachers are often not necessarily experts or very bright. A lot of kids on YouTube claim to be "experts" on biology because they studied it for 6 months and the shit that their teachers tell them is usually a minimum of 15 years out-of-date and often plain wrong.

Is ken drunk?

Good to see that the wood is using a condom