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oh my god you guys, turn on closed captioning (transcribe audio) and watch what frieza says on 1:20 - 1:26

Then watch the rest of the vid with the captions on, its hilairious!

@XXXKILLZONEUS Polyphemus Wasn't born yet during the Titanomachy dude. The war was waaay before polyphemus existed. By cyclopes' i mean Brontes, Steropes, and Arges, the Cyclopes children of ORANOS, not poseidon. poseidon didnt even have children yet, during the Titanomachy

"Zanderkand never sleeps!"

Zanderkand is the "New York" of final fantasy

i am mixed myself (black and white), but i disagree with these girls.

. It's awesome being half black half white! i can say anything depending on my daily clothing, for example:

-if im wearing saggin shorts, a hat that isn't even halfway on my head, and a shirt that is too big for me, i have th...

i love when the priests follow the Titan (Gaia) and the titan turns to attack,then just says "Fuck it" and marches off.

really, Kronos could've brushed Kratos off his arm like a piece of ticklish lint the gets attached to you after emptying a dryer filter.

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

aw shit, the egg in the middle is doin the stanky leg!

Im glad to see this movie living up to its name (unlike clash of the Titans)

This one is actually gonna have Titans

I LOVE Titans, especially after playing "Age of Mythology Titans" for a long time.

i can tell this movie will be way better than the last, this movie will be boss.

these guys mustve been wearing something because when i so much as get smacked in the nuts, im down for about an hour.

Baby: A creature as regal as you deserves to sit here with I. Tell me sire, what is your---

Baby: Hey!-- hey-- This is an outra--!-- stop!-- HELP MEEEE!!! MEN, TO ARMS!!!

God Dayum, the deer beat the dog-shit outta that dog.

I dont care if it was a mother instinct, i wouldve rip that deer's head off with my hands for doin that to my dog

Atlantean mythic age god power "implode" from worshipping Atlas as a minor Titan God

The only major Titan Gods you have to worship to be able to worship Atlas are Kronos and Oranos.

I only point this out because most of the people cant explain it well to others.

But i love this game and i still ...

The Human Gloobock: Testicules

@101codmasters Suck a Fruit drink and get skinny, you sensative fuck

a scrotum to the chin

EVERYONE needs to understand that the world we live in today is cruel and people sin all the time.

1: this girl shoulve never posted vids of herself, she made herself a target for insults. she takes some blame.

2: you all who are hating on this little girl need to get a life and pray to God for...

oh jesus, would it be wrong to say that this...whatever the fuck it is... looks like something spawned by susan boyle and satan?...

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**alternate: im talking about my testicules**

i love how the "F" builds up before he actually says "FUCK", so its like

"ffffffFFUUCK!!!"

oh by the way, this vid isn't fake. i have seen people freak out like this, and do worse.

this aint sheeit. but im worried about this kid and his family. i wonder if he murdered them yet.

white people tend to kill over these things...

Zhou Tai, my nigga...

....Then after you wall of the southern-most pass, set up barracks by the other pass to create soldiers to protect the pass. In total, have at least 6 priest and 7 axemen guarding the pass (if anyone dies, replace them). The total amount of units to have by the guardian is 12 priest, 10 spearmen,...

In this level, protecting gold mines is very important. Put some towers around the gold mines by the north-western settlement and put more towers around the gold mines in the desert (after you secure the area). This will stangle all of the egyptian cities of their resources and will prevent them ...

This level is fairly easy. I begin the level by creating armies and bombarding the central enemy base with attacks, they are very easy to beat. Destroying the base will assure you more safety (of course). After that, plant the seeds of Gaia. In you next video, i have more instructions that will i...

The main thing that you should do at this level is create large armies at a moderate rate. To do that, build 2 or more barracks to train 2 or more soldiers at a time. Your top priority is to destroy the large enemy army that is going from plenty vault to plenty vault. After that army is destroyed...

i remember when i first played this level and was like "WHERE DOES THE RELIC GO?!"

This level is the easiest level on the game, no matter what difficulty.

I win it by getting about 15 priest and put them on Defensive stance on the mountain pathway where the prometheans originally pass by.

Prometheus just pokes him like "WTF?"

dude you were the one who created man...

peaceful young races with fires on their houses,

millions of voices all silenced like mouses,

Watching the cowards bow to their new king,

these are a few of my favorite things...

---i about pissed myself

@drakejoseph25 shut your bitch-ass up...hoe