Aston's Channel!

Oh, hello. It seems that you've stumbled upon my channel. Let me tell you a story...

Once there was this guy named Howie Doohan.

He got into a fight with another guy, Bill Board, over a pretty girl called Anne Teak. Now, there was this policeman, Barry Cade, who was on patrol in the area.
After sensing the trouble brewing between Howie and Bill, he blew his whistle.
The two brawny men put down their fists.

"Help!" cried a little girl. "My cat is stuck in the tree!"
Barry was a passionate feline lover who slept on a bed with Garfield sheets.
He could not ignore the little girl's plea.

After two long hours, little Muffins had been rescued by Constable Cade.

Anyway, Howie beat Bill to a bloody pulp and went on to marry Ms Teak.
The two had three children, only one of whom has survived.
You see... Mr. and Mrs. Doohan only had love for this one child and had agreed to the idea of drowning the other two in a pool of strawberry yoghurt.

This one child grew up in an environment of love and happiness, his mind filled with extraordinary visions, creativity and wonderment.
The boy discovered YouTube, a place where he could share his gifts with the world.

The boy's name?

Aston.

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