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The Guru Pitka
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About Me:
Oh and I'd also like to create my own line of moderately priced specialty shampoo called "Just for Pubes™."
I am also a spiritual teacher, affiliated with no one faith and I have combined many disparate disciplines into a unified movement of human potentiality and equipoise.
And within this non-denominational movement, I developed a system for healing your emotional pain called "D.R.A.M.A." "D.R.A.M.A." is:
D.istraction
R.egression
A.djustment
M.aturation
A.ction
I first Distract you from your emotional pain, then Regress you back to the age where your emotional pain originated. I Adjust that emotional pain, and Mature you by making you responsible for your own health and happiness and, on your own and without your guru's help, you put your new consciousness into Action. D.R.A.M.A.!!
Official Sites:
http://www.TheLoveGuru.com
http://www.TheGuruPitka.com
Occupation:
Guru/life guide/Bikini inspector
Schools:
Tugginmypudha Ashram
Interests:
Loving, Feeling, Being, and woodburning. And cardio-funk. I love to move my body to those sexy '70's sounds!
Movies:
Arranged Wedding Crashers. Meet the Fakirs. A Fistful of Rupees. Police Academy 3. Guttenbuuuuurg!
Music:
Anything on the sitar. Finger chimes. Ritual drumming. And I hear the new Black Crowes CD finally brings them back to their nasty R n B roots. Hooray!
Books:
If you're happy and you know it, think again - by me; Eight days to happiness in six weeks - by me; The Harry Potter one with the gay broom.
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