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@Musiqking06 His clone was just born, possibly not fully formed yet, so it's possible Brian overpowered him and switched places. They were under the impression that clones were better than the regular kids so if it came down to the two pointing fingers, they would probably go with the one who was...

"Our kid talks to himself. Is that normal?" Yes, it's called being a kid.

Remember when you used to watch Goosebumps and the kids in it seemed much older than you were? I used to think they were high schoolers.

@MrCure4 And as for money, which never denotes a film's quality btw, are you really telling me that the Twilight films weren't made by hacks? That Stephenie Meyer is not a hack-writer whose films were made by hacks as well? The only reason Bay is successful is because he's smart about which franc...

I think I know how they got Robert Pattinson to be so angry and angsty in all of his scenes: they showed him the ending of the movie every day and said, "We are honestly going to do this."

The sad thing is...this is as good as Dane Cook EVER was. It was all downhill from here...and that is a truly scary thought.

Winnie the Pooh has to be the most loveable, optimistic, unhateable character in the history of animation. I mean seriously, who couldn't love this guy? Who could find any reason to hate him? Its impossible.

@bird4200 Well, they actually like a lot of the movies they riff. They just have to pretend not to in order for the joke to work. Besides, even if you like a movie, it doesn't mean you can't have fun with it.

Yeah Tony! Don't let them hit you with those flourescent lights! Why, if they hit you, they might break or something! Yeah! And then the bad guys would make you sweep it up! Look out!

@lucaspbbp Don't speak of what?

Kratos vs. Darkseid. Would be awesome!

"Hi Christopher. Can you please explain why I've been sitting on my ass for the past twenty-five years, not once bothering to tell the Romulans that they should vacate their planet because it's going to be destroyed in a couple decades? Oh, and please tell me how we've been able to survive consid...

@alimanslayer Yes, particularly from Zoe Saldanha (a motion-capture performance as good as Andy Serkis' Gollum) and Stephen Lang. Oscar-level acting? Maybe not but better than about 70% of sci-fi acting ever.

I loved watching this in the theater because everyone started cheering

@HindsightPOV That was my point. The reason why we often depict them as giant masses is because compared to humans, they would be. The very word 'Titan' means 'Enormous' or 'Giant' etc. The Gods as human-sized I would understand, as they often interacted with mortals, but the Titans have always b...

@Grounded4life96 So you're saying this movie is going to suck because its the third in a trilogy? Setting aside the fact that Godfather 3 was actually really, really good, is your idea that the third of a threequal is always the worst applicable to everything? Coz I'd point out Lord of the Rings ...

Grrrr...how DARE Siskel and Ebert have an opinion! I like this movie and I'm never wrong, so I refuse to accept that ANYONE can think differently! And if they think differently, why they are nothing but windbags and losers because I am the ultimate authority on films! Who cares if they have perfe...

@2wingo I know he made out with other men but nothing I have read suggests he actually slept with them. But even if he did, I maintain that you can be straight and have sexual relations with men. It's not like you have to be a gay or bi actor to kiss another actor of the same sex on screen.

@KiCreativeStudio Oh, yeah, and thankfully he got his two crappy movies (Newsies and Equilibrium) out of the way before Batman (though Terminator Salvation kinda sucked too but not as bad)

@OldSkoolgamerz It is. It's only one of many recycled scenes from the earlier movies. Also, I think the title for this vid is a little misleading. In an 8:36 vid called Optimus vs. Sentinel, it would make sense if the actual fight didn't last only about 1:30. Then again, in the entire final battl...

I fear for the future of mankind when there are apologists who pretend like this movie doesn't suck the root. Yes, a parody has to make sense because it parodies GENRES, not specific films; it CAN parody things in films, but you can't parody a whole film because, like the assholes who made this m...

That look at the end says: "You love me, don't you?"

I would have loved to have heard Tony Jay sing this song as the asylum owner.

@gaara41235 It was for his April Fools' Day episode

@MovieMattness Strange, since I found the pool scene in LTROI was poorly shot and not very scary (why isn't Oskar panting when he comes out of the water? Why is Jimmy still holding his head underwater during Eli's attack if he's still alive?) And yeah, that would have been fantastic in the movie,...

LTROI (book)- Fantastically written, suspenseful, scary, and tragic.

LTROI (movie)- Intriguing, atmospheric, average-acting, static-direction, emotionally shallow, halfway-true to the book, doesn't hold up to multiple viewings, still great.

LMI- Scary, tragic, deep, intriguing, sweet, holds up ...

@moonlightshawdow First of all, I can't understand half your post. Second, name calling gets you nowhere. Third, pardon me for finding it annoying that an annoying-as-hell TV show is somehow making money from what I can do for free at home. Hell, I can just watch American Idol for what they do an...

Hang on...stuttering, vacant-eyed, talentless actress who can't get through a single line of dialogue, talking to a man named Edward...oh my God, this is canon with Twilight!

I did love this movie a lot. And i loved the book too. Frankly, what they changed they changed for the better. Can you imagine what it would have been like if it had been a literal translation? Boring as hell. The whole book is basically two things: a flashback and the kids creeping around. Very ...

How's this for a second verse:

I do my best to terrify you all

(And with you we are quite scared)

I will kill and I will maim, that is how I gained my fame

So I hope you are prepared

(He will kill and he will maim, that is how he gained his fame

So he hopes we are prepared)

I really love my job ...

@JamesOhGoodie Holy shit, you're right! I forgot about that one. Well, can you blame me? It's "The Punisher". Christ, next thing you know Spidey's gonna be burning a spider in the pavement in the new reboot.

While I agree that this movie was wretched and the CGI was some of the worst in recent years, it is kind of unfair to compare it to Avatar. Avatar has plateaued visual effects to the point where I can't see how they can possibly be better. Seriously, they've made the best CGI in history. A film ...