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TIESTO TRADEMARK ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Is it not obvious? On YT I dedicate myself to two things and two things only:
1) Chit chat and banter. I like taking the piss out of things. I'm having a hard time reviving myself on here, however. And...
2) MUZIK. Obviously i'm a big-ass mother-effing Trance/EDM junky but i;m not totally entrenched in it that i forget to admire other genres.

+I;m from Los Angeles, as you can see, and N-O and i don't do that bullshit west coast/east coast rival rubbish so shove that up your arse if you are one of those that do that. And also: fuck that rubbish of Northern California and Southern California rivalry too. Sacramento SUCKS so feck you, Nor-Cal. Ha. Note the irony in that.

+I'm a Stars and Stripes, O', say can you see "Yank", as you other non-American people call us. Yankee Doodles are hated. Hoorah, hoorah! Hell, i hate us since we can be such obnoxious, arrogant douches WHO CAN SPEAK SO FECKING LOUD!! You can clearly distinguish the Yank when in the land of Down Under.

+I'm a horrible, messy, drunken piss head. I get horny, I spill shit, i break shit, i fall on my arse and i don't even know it until i am on the damn floor. I'm sorry, G fam. I'm not an alcoholic, i'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. ;D
Get ready, F.M. :)

+I say "cheers, fecking, arse, shite, rubbish, bloke" and other non-native vernacular and i spell with the U and seriously i do NNNOT give a fffuck what you, whoever you are, might think of a Yank using said terms. Look at the middle finger down below. Ok? Thanks. Haha, nah just kidding :P

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Now, Good Day! :)

A friend loves at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
~Proverbs 17:17

Music is the pulse for life
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+thefidlerontheroof (July 27, 2011) no lori sis. No douse of cold water from a hose or bucket shall diffuse my instilled, newly unleashed Latin Passion, haha. I look for a cock to ride and grind and a bloke to pound the shit out of me with all the manly beast he's got. I;m sure you;de want a hawt romp with me, though ;P. Did you say Tuesdays and thursdays? xD. Cheers, LL.
~thefidlerontheroof~

+Ain't nothin' like chillin' out to Trance/Electronic music... and a little Brasilian Bossa Nova, of course ;). And don;t forget some righteous Rock and Metal. Drink! Eat! Listen to the beat! And maybe have a root afterwards ;D!

+So what about this person called thefidlerontheroof? Well, nothin' much really. Just a Trance/Brasilian music and soccer-obsessed fan born and raised in the west side of Los Angeles, California, USA, North America, Earth, Milky Way. And yes I am frickin' 21 and out of drama-filled High School. So now I'm far and away from all the bitchy, over-dramatic girls and the testosterone-filled, pussy-obsessed, cock-wanking, horny jocks who wanna fuck the prom queen and prostitute-looking, dick-obsessed football cheerleaders. And also away from all the other jocks who walk around in their letterman jackets thinking they're hot shit in their little world called Hiiiigh Schooool. For a year from 2009-2010 I did nothing but lounge around just trying to figure out what the hell to do next since HS was longer something I had to get through. Not that it was bad because it WAS NOT at all. It was 5 righteous years of a lot of fun and feckin' around. Also of a lot of pain. But i graduated so feck you, lol! (YES 5 YEARS! I repeated 10th grade). It was also 5 years that i spent at a 3 different high schools here in California.

+YouTube is going down the shitter yet i gotta praise the site because i;ve met some righteously bad-ass peeps on here. One of which i have already taken the time, money, and energy to meet IN PERSON. So to whoever thinks that it;s not possible, and to whoever thinks that that is an awkward approach to actually meet someone halfway across the fecking globe in another hemisphere nearly a day ahead of you and a whole season different from you: I've just debunked you because i did it and i came back home safely.... with a ton of memories AND with an intention to return some day.... and with a glorious bottle of rum ^_^. I'd like to publicly thank a certain someone for allowing me this opportunity. Without them i could not have done it, really. So dank je wel/muchas gracias/thanks so much, certain someone ^_^.

+users id'd like to commemorate. In order of meet date :)

1)Darkstar263 aka Jamie ;-)
2)Adam060756 aka Adrian ;-)
3)123elchino aka Chino
4)Renegade466isback aka Ren
5)SamuraiClinton aka Clinton
6)Geezworld234 aka Gee ;-)
7)MissKlarissa1 aka Klarissa ;-)
8)electroesthetica aka Sergey (Pro DJ)
9)Beadbop aka Paula
10)RattyPiss aka Rat
11)SgtBastard101 aka Andrew
12)Spuddy83 aka Cathal
13)DevilOrton aka Orton (closed account)
14)weeeeoooow aka Lori
15)Circumpunk aka Geoff (Pam's bad-as hubby)
16)pinksunami aka Pam (Geoff's lovely wife)
17)HeadfullofHollow aka Konto
18)LittlPussi aka Tony
19)bloozmonkey111 aka Kreso
20)Toracube aka Andy
21)BjavaBbotBme aka Bea
22)RikkyHahaha aka Rikky
23)dissident93 aka Frank ;-)
***(No meet date)***
24)officialtiesto aka Tijs M. Verwest (Pro DJ)
25)TheAmazingFlub aka Janet
26)radavis76 aka Rachel Davis (exterminated account)
27)b1tchbop aka Shelly
28)radafish76 aka Fish (account shut down)
29)SaintHangman aka Rachel Davis

The Shit List/fallout:
1)7JUVElaya (immature, balless little kid)
2)Emersontotallyconfuse (backstabber, slanderer, liar, bullshitter)
3)narc'd (heroin user and EXTREMELY disturbed in the feckin' head! Or lack thereof)
4)HUNTER117343 (just.... ugh. Have a nice feckin life in that shitty, rotten, boring, depressing redneck of an Okie town you're in. Shoot your dick out whilst you're hunting for opossums and shit, will yah?

And on that note: Cheers to all!!! :D