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Everyone over 30 looks miserable.

That was the most fucked up book promotion I've ever seen.

Nice girls don't wear cha cha heels!

Thumbs up if you were born to kvetch!

Thank you AV club, all of us love you more than you realize. You make the world go 'round more than Bangkok prostitution. giantsno1, you're a legend. AV, por vida!

Is it just me or does he sound like Jello Biafra?

Let me get this straight, people actually had sex with these Gorgons? I wouldn't fuck them with a stolen cock.

This is why you should never hit a lady.

Fuck you Nazi boy. This is AMERICA and I can say anything I want. Things like...go rape your sister at a Klan picnic and force her to walk home alone.

@MikeD3691

They do put the tomato under the patty! This man is a legend. "Fuck this clown pussy(circus snatch), i'm gonna tell it how it is" This man deserves a fucking medal. Sir, I tip my hat to you.

Didn't Milli Vanilli get into a whole lot of shit for lip sync? Now no one gives a shit? Fucking progress...

Hey kids, good news!!!!! It's not racist if the person you hate has the same amount of melanin in their skin! Hot cha cha!

Oh by the way, inform on your neighbors and family, Fabulous prizes to be won! You could get a full year credit on groceries programmed into your microchip implant if we pu...

I highly doubt cells have hardwood floors in CA prisons, if they do I know a perfect way to cut the budget. I'll give you three guesses, and the first two don't count.

Not to mention if this boy was in general population he would have cell mate that only wanted him to leave so he could sleep on...

The woman at 1:31 is on heroin.

@smartestgirl12

Those are the actual opening lines to the show Maude...but still, Whisky Tango Foxtrot?

Great song, good message. However, there should be a song about the prevention of Elephantiasis for children in Uganda, Tanzania, Kenya, Rwanda, Burundi, Sudan, Egypt and Ethiopia by wearing shoes. I know, it's not America so it's irrelevant, but it's all I could think about while watching this...

@IllIdepechemodeIllI

Just so you know this is a public account shared by at least 50 students, the people responding and posting are a random mix of sexes and races. Keep at it though, Ace Mgee, we all think this shit is hilarious. As far as moobs go, there are a couple of the chunky ones who...

He didn't really cut someones ear off, it was make up. Are you really so inbred you think movies are real? Also, if you smell something it has to be you. Smells cannot travel over the internet. If you're this gullible, poorly educated, and easily angered I would HATE to see how your children...

"Ill fuck any fucking man."

Oh my...

Someone needs to slap this bitch, with her off key caterwauling...

This bitch needs a kick in the cunt...A kick in the cunt!? Yes a very nice kick in the cunt. You'll sure have 'er stumped, When you go for the punt, With a jolly good kick in the cunt!

Oh for fuck sake...Brody, please administer a plethora of pride obliterating bitch slaps to your goddamn step sister. I'll thank you later.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

Now I know why he started his rap career...

All that and not one of them hit a meth pipe?! Bloody waste of time...

Adopting a crack baby would have made me respect her more...What a shallow bitch.