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I love it when the video I wanna watch IS an Ad, that way I don't have to sit thru any beforehand

we almost got roped into going to al's house, where we going?

al's house

Nooo!

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I know that it breaks the male rule in the book to say this: BUT THAT THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!

the whole thing is out of sequence, what exactly were you revealing?

WHen did Undertaker get his hand cut off??

If only that was the actual background music in the movie!

Here's my problem: the girl I'm kind of seeing does a few of those exactly, some not at all, and the rest the exact opposite. It's really ambiguous

"Yeah it's my bedtime." ROFL!!

His responses include: "It's my opinion", "It's just 'whatever'", "Just because it's what I want"

What the Hell does your OPINION have to do with stealing millions through coerced taxations?! State facts to back up your actions, and the last time I checked "WHATEVER" isn't a fact!

@amynicole331 I know, How does this woman TOTALLY ignore the most famous passage in the Bible? John 3:16! Last time I checked it said God so LOVED the world

"are you sorry?"

"[freudian slip] uh no...... I mean yes

@demonslayermaxlv Jesus doesn't love Satan

only in america can a person make money by not moving

This just proves a how little attention those types of employees actually listen to customers, because they actually thought they had like half of the crap those two dudes asked for.

So Christian sings like a dozen and a half love songs, and Satine remains distant. Then he sings one Whitney Houston song and she's read to bear his children. BELLA's love interest in Edward is easier to figure out than this chick!

I know this happened 20 some odd years ago, but thousands of minutemen died to build this country and protect us from a tyrant-king over 200 years ago. 10,000 of thousands died 70 years ago to protect us from nazi rule. And hundreds and hundreds more are dying today to protect us from sharia law....

someone's been cooking with crack again

call me an idiot, but i'm not totally certain what Jesus' face is there for. So i reluctantly ask you Tarsem *sigh*....... what does it mean?"

@nimbus1983 i say this to you and all others who think the judges said yes. no it's not real. For some reason I can't post a link but search for "Nick Zitzmann on American Idol" uploaded by kylebrotherton 5 years ago

yeah it's real cute when my parents do this

What scripture are they reading? Last time I checked the most famous Bible verse said that God so LOVED the world that he gave His one and only Son!!

imported this on my player piano, being sued for lucid cruelty

"It's one of those things were we've got a mutual friend, and that kinda pissed me off" 7:04. Does that make any sense to anyone?

I don't think this is fake, I mean she freaking disappears when that thing falls on her!

except for the roar this chick isn't half bad. But she just is so pretentious and condescending and tries to show off how she can do multiple singing styles in a non-cohesive manner. That's why she failed

That's mister banana **** to you! Hilarious

Was that "holistic" or "hellistic"?

so let me get this straight: a girl just seriously pissed off a muscular dude who now has a hammer. (Theme from "Psycho" plays)

"all you video game addicts who are ignoring your girlfriends". If that's not an oxymoron I don't know what is.

i was laughing until "non-stop anguish". Like this whiny blonde drunk chick knows ANYTHING about suffering!

I've been a strong Christian all my life, and I find this absolutely hilarious. Because from a historical perspective it's rather true, so many people kept taking the story of Christ the wrong way and back then your religion completely defined your identity so people would fight to the death to d...

Martin Luther King Jr. vs Gandhi

@sweetiepea13 but if he rips her to shreds how does she see how awful he becomes? How about Belle falls in love with a man she didn't fully understand, slowly she realizes his true demented nature and at the beginning of the third act she kills him but he respawns into beast! he holds her captive...

Somebody needed to tell Anna Faris she wasn't on the "Scary Movie" set, she was on an actual scary movie set. I love the film but seriously the whole time she acts like a satire of a lesbian than a real lesbian

extended director's cut

300 the musical

this needs to be a sitcom

really rocksteady? You somehow worked in the Joker choking his (rubber) chicken into the storyline?

We all know what you were, my question is why?

LOL