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Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)

Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)

Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)

Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store

Carry some money to help you buy more

The tab...

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)

Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)

Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)

Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all

It's not that they're hiding a massive tracing conspiracy, it's that Visa and Mastercard are obviously opposed to highlighting and explaining vulnerabilities of RFID, whether or not there are any (which there aren't; most RFID only work within a very small distance and even self-powered devices c...

What an idiotic ad. Implying the Taliban or Al Qaeda was formed as a result of the invasion is deceitful and wrong. If America housed, funded, and armed mass attacks and murders across the domestic, neighboring, and foreign lands, then sure, let China invade and set us straight. For Ron Paul to c...

I started laughing my ass of starting around 2:13...I honest-to-God thought it was supposed to be a joke.

@Zakk2626 It's from Apple's website; many movies break their trailers through Apple.

It's such crap that you can't watch this again without playing the entire game through another time or going to YouTube...the last memory cuts off right when Altair shows Desmond the meeting.

@ZzonkedMCFC Beginners haven't built up muscle endurance. Just like running, an experienced runner can go many miles and push it to their failure point (shaky legs, exhaustion, etc.), and feel totally recovered in a day or so. However, beginners would benefit from working up muscle endurance befo...

This sucks; I was actually laughing most of the time because of how bad it is. I lost my shit at 1:40 with the "I'm on a boat, you're on a boat" crap. I had to pause it because I was spitting water out of my mouth.

@CannedBullets Yes.

The Flood loves you, bud. Keep strong.

@gitaarman1956 You're stating hypotheses as if they've been proven, or are even remotely reasonable.

It's ridiculous that you post a 5 minute video just to explain where one location is. Just pull up your map and show it!

@BXfuck3r Grads going through OCS have to wear khakis for much of their time, even for some PT...you'd be lucky to get to wear the NWU's through bootcamp.

@brandon35335 Either way works.

Why are so many people responding like this is legitimate? It's a joke, folks. Relax.

@ClaudeMagicbox It was a joke. Also, "loosers"?

Also, Master Chief looks like he's wearing a girdle...

@DrNefarious97 This isn't stop-motion...

Dumbass sound effects and text on the screen ruins it.

@Zolz9000 And someday I'm sure you'll understand the difference between killing cops and civilians and killing aliens or terrorists or Nazis or fictional space criminals. Until then, have fun in your existential fantasy.

SPECULATION. SPECULATION EVERYWHERE.

Gotta love people promoting free speech by vehemently mocking the expression of that right by others. Hypocrisy is fun, kids!

It's a beta for a reason.

@Medskiebeboskie Yep. I think it fits perfectly.

A 20% discount was $63? I bought the blue version at a grocery store for $15...

My God, did the person that edited this just get done watching the Bourne trilogy? There were about 3 seconds of actually useful footage.

Why is it called a wind sprint? How is it any different from a normal sprint?