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1 day ago
Buckethead Solo (awesome)
A sweet solo by the awesome BH.
EDIT (July 3, 2011): Thanks all for the views, one MILLION! I never expected to get so many but I'm happy a lot of...
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1 week ago
Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theater out-take 2
This is another experpt or outtake from my new special "Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theater" which will be available excl...
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1 week ago
Trey Gets Stoned - A South Park Parody
Check out this awesome South Park parody created by a good friend of mine Robert Paterson.
Buy the song Man With a Micropenis on iTunes: http://i...
theHaxprocessor
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The voice of Matt Stone in this video sounds nothing like either of the two of them...
But the Trey Parker voice actually kinda sounds like Matt Stone instead of Trey Parker.
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1 week ago
Maroon 5 feat. Christina Aguilera - Moves Like Jagger (Auf Deutsch!)
Lyrics/Songtext: http://www.alextv.de/?p=4580
Alex bei Facebook: http://www.facebook.de/alex...
Alex bei Google+: http://gplus.to/alexibexi
Al...
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blödes Lied...
geile Übersetzung!!
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1 week ago
(HQ) Zach Galifianakis on Letterman 2009.06.03
please subscribe etc. http://lennylimbo.com note: film clip cut out for copyright.
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JALSKDJGLAISJDFLAKJSDLKGJALKSDJFLAKJgalifianakisAAAAAAAA LADIESANDGENNNNN-T-L-M-N-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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1 week ago
Natalie Portman's Funniest Moments on the Late Show with David Letterman
Over 80 Million Movies online- http://bit.ly/f2bHXK -Watch Movies and Your Favorite TV shows right on your pc!!
theHaxprocessor
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She's 14 at the beginning.
Dear Lord... what have I done...?
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1 week ago
Sarah Silverman interview @ Coco 12.2010
theHaxprocessor
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@Xecutionner2K
I Vicked her Lagina.
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1 week ago
Julian Assange says Sarah Palin, Fox News Inciting Murder - Interview w/ Cenk Uygur
Watch the full interview/read the transcript here: http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Clip Transcript:
JULIAN ASSANGE: Republicans in the...
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In no way was this an interview with Cenk Uygur.
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1 week ago
Obama Urges Citizens To Hide Evidence Of Our Formerly Prosperous Lives From Nation's Young Children
Movie fans demand to see new Heath Ledger performance in 'Dark Knight Rises,' a truly authentic Mexican restaurant is shut down immediately, and an...
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Even if this gets taken down from YouTube... it will still be available on the Onion's actual site.
Or, you know, you could just go watch porn. If you want to see porn, that is.
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2 weeks ago
Matt Stone and Trey Park Discuss South Park
After ten years of South Park you would think these young creators would relax and enjoy their money, but NO...they turn up the volume on Steven Sp...
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Hm... who's Trey Park?
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2 weeks ago
South Park Commentary - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
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theHaxprocessor
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@AdventCloudStrife
... he was just spelling BONG with his guessed letters... that's the joke there...
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2 weeks ago
Rosanne Singing National Anthem
So I was bored on youtube watching Entertainment TV and this came on... SO FUNNY!
You will pee your pants she sucks so much.
No copyright infringme...
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/watch?v=7LTROXah29E
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS VIDEO RELATED TO THIS?
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2 weeks ago
Opie & Anthony: Louis CK Explains...Going on Field Trips
Louis talks about volunteering at his daughter's school and being a field trip daddy.
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2 weeks ago
Morbidly Obese Taxi
What's the name of the operation that makes you not cum anymore?
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2 weeks ago
Presto Ballet - Peace Among the Ruins (03) Seasons
Presto Ballet - Peace Among the Ruins (03) Seasons
theHaxprocessor
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Does ANYONE know the lyrics from 00:15 to 00:20? Seriously, I've been listening to that line over and over again to try to figure it out.
Seasons
See the sweat on my neck rolling down...
Seasons
--------[THIS IS THE LINE I CAN'T FIGURE OUT]------------
Seasons....
etc., etc.
The lyrics are nowh...
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2 weeks ago
Burzum - Filosofem - Erblicket Die Töchter Des Firmaments
From Filosofem
Norwegian Version: Beholding The Daughters Of The Firmament
theHaxprocessor
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@MetalMinecraftDan
You're a genius.
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2 weeks ago
Bands that suck
here is my list of bands that suck donkey assholes in a hot oven. the list is in order of suckiness. enjoy haterz.
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This is just a list of the top selling artists of all time...
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2 weeks ago
Varg's view on cornflakes and heavy metal guys.
Would you like...some CORNFLAKES!?
Hail Burzum!
theHaxprocessor
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and uh I was-uh playing in-uh BURCHCCSWSHCSH-zum
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3 weeks ago
Super Bass-Nikki Minaj (COVER)
Okay so the second verse was a fail :P i only did the rapping because I CAN NOT hit the notes to the vocal part :) hope you enjoyed it though :) an...
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Hmm... I don't know if I want to "HERE" you....
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3 weeks ago
Opeth - Heritage (Of Love) Sample
You can now download Heritage (Of Love) here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?7...
You can now download Heritage (Of Love) (Karacocke Edition...
theHaxprocessor
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@CugnoTheSwiss
FUCK that.
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3 weeks ago
Bradley Cooper Defies Louis CK
I like both Louis and Bradley Cooper. Just thought it was an interesting coincidence. Don't comment about how one or the other is a douche. In fact...
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I once fucked a monkey.
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3 weeks ago
AM I PRETTY OR UGLY?
Hay guys, just wanted to make a video to see how many you people think i'm either pretty or ugly.
theHaxprocessor
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Pretty.... pretty ugly.
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3 weeks ago
South Park - Trey Parker & Matt Stone on Selling South Park (Paley Center, 2000)
Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone discusses the steps they took to sell "South Park." It all started with a Christmas card they made for a friend...
theHaxprocessor
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@slipknotsouthpark
Slipknot fucking sucks cock.
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3 weeks ago
South Park - Matt Stone on the Beginning & Negative Feedback (Paley Center, 2000)
Creator Matt Stone explains how the "South Park" series began. At first they received negative feedback but the show persevered.
theHaxprocessor
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Funny how they don't even bother putting anyone in the frame but Trey and Matt.
I heard that girl's voice and I was like "oh yeah... who the fuck are those other people?"
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4 weeks ago
Louis CK 9/11 joke
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*First Tower goes down*
Louis: "Well, better masturbate... otherwise, they win."
*He Masturbates*
*Second Tower goes down*
Louis: "Goddamn it..."
*He stops what he's doing and jerks off again*
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4 weeks ago
Adam Sandler on David Letterman (2011.02.08) 2
Adam Sandler on David Letterman (2011.02.08)
theHaxprocessor
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@rvaserman
Are you talking about Funny People?
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1 month ago
comedoz | Наркоман Павлик. Вика. (6 серия)
ПОДПИШИСЬ НА КАНАЛ!
YouTube ------- http://www.youtube.com/user...
YouTube2 ------ http://www.youtube.com/user...
ВКонтакте --- http:/...
theHaxprocessor
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WHY THE FUCK was this featured on the home page of YouTube for English viewers.
In any case, 2:54... nice.
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1 month ago
Super Bowl Party Etiquette
A few tips on how to attend the Super Bowl of parties without blowing it.
Created by Tripp and Tyler. @trippcrosby @tylerstanton
theHaxprocessor
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@sdeckerstudios
Yes there is. It's when you're actually Tim Tebow. Then all you should be doing is fucking off and killing yourself.
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1 month ago
Top 5 Best lines in South Park
Top 5
theHaxprocessor
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Best lines from South Park? More like the only lines from South Park that people who don't watch South Park know about... hardly the best.
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1 month ago
Hugh Laurie: the British accent vs the American
The fantastically talented Hugh Laurie paid a house call to Ellen, and they played an exciting game of American slang versus English slang -- and t...
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Thumbs up if you've ended up watching this video like 10 times, but on different days because you've just kept stumbling across it while surfing around.
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1 month ago
Bill Maher - " I'm Swiss " Part 2
Maher takes on a wide range of topics that include presidential politics, gay marriage, morality and "values," legalized marijuana, and rap lyrics....
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BILL MAHER IS WRONG... it was a tiger that ate Roy.
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1 month ago
2011 Top Story: One Of Arizona's Many Crazed Gunmen Shoots Congresswoman
In a top story from 2011, member of Congress Gabby Giffords was injured in one of the hundreds of shootings that occur every day in Arizona. (Aire...
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1 month ago
Family Guy Burger King
Family Guy Burger King
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@geoXge
Ich komme aus Amerika und spreche Deutsch!!
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1 month ago
Joel Osteen: I'm Still A Homophobe
Pastor Joel Osteen talks to Piers Morgan about his view on gay marriage, and says the scripture will not change.
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1 month ago
Bill Maher vs Bill O´Reilly
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8:14 -- Haha there's ONE Bill O'Reilly fan out there.
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1 month ago
Opeth interview - Mikael Akerfeldt (part 3)
Mikael about Listening back as a fan, the upcoming album with Steven Wilson, Storm Corrosion
Watch more videos at http://www.faceculture.com and...
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Can someone please tell me what Belgian band he mentions at 4:31?
Thanks in advance.
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1 month ago
It's Only Sexist When Men Do It
DFTBA!
Watch The Amazing Atheists Video!
http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Buy My Magazine Here: http://www.magcloud.com/use......
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I learned something important in this video.
I learned that coalmines are from Zoolander. Then I learned that if I worked in a coal mine for eight hours, this woman would give me a blowjob before I even washed my dick off.
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1 month ago
Craig Ferguson being unoriginal
...don't worry, Scottish Conan Guy, we'll let this one slide.
theHaxprocessor
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"Craig Ferguson being unoriginal"
said the uploader who was uploading content that he didn't create.
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1 month ago
Singing Tips - Why Don't I Sound Good and How to Sing Better
http://www.singingsuccess.c... - Click link to get a groundbreaking vocal tip video and singing report that can't be found on YouTube or a...
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Looks like the guy from Parks and Recreation...
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1 month ago
Ron Paul pwns a trick question in Debate 1-10-08
Ron Paul dominates a "tricky" question.
theHaxprocessor
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@tokenmormon
Yeah haha I understand I mean THIS nomination.
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