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Name:
Conway Chadwick
Channel Views:
2,276
Joined:
Oct 6, 2009
Please help support the mid-Atlantic nuking of gay whales by sending check or money order care of:
Church of the Ductape Union
406 S. Broadway
Redondo Beach, CA 90277
About Me:
 
I am at this moment taking the requisite measures to assure my televised, mid-air abduction by a scantily clad crew of she-devils from the distant future in a time travelling space ship by means of catapulting myself high above my garage with an over-sized teeter-totter, Wylie Coyote style, without the benefit of a parachute or clothing. Yes, naked as the world looks on with wonder and awe when I vanish in a cloud of smoke..................Poof!
Hometown:
Greater Gypsy Commonwealth
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Time & Space Cohesion Analyst (specializing in continuity)
Companies:
theDuctapeUnion ©, a subsidiary of Star Craft Ltd.®
Interests:
I am comforted by those things of timeless beauty; classic architecture, vintage automobiles, hot-rods, and Airstreams, art, music, literature and cinema. Science and technology, natural history and the human endeavor, a good joke, puppy dogs, sugar and spice and everything nice, elegance and discernment in a woman. I seek truth and beauty..........................I demand truth in beauty.
Movies:
What's out: Good vs Evil, Rich vs Poor, Us vs Them, the token minority. What's in: Smart vs smarter, Dumb vs Dumber, dark comedies, sharp engaging dialogue, slippery subplots. To fall asleep in front of TCM..............those old black and white beauties............can you believe there ever was such a time? It has truly been the American century.
Music:
Humming toddlers...........................No, that's not a band.
Books:
Wikipedia, Satellite of Love, Domino Alley, Of Wine and War, Flight of Fancy, North Beach, Ductape Union, Ductape Manifesto What's out: Any and all religious manuals.
Channel Comments
quacky3io (3 weeks ago)
Very Fancy Indeed Jay:)
momofamilytv (3 months ago)
wow such a class man. thanks a lot for your comment, i won't delete it. thanks anyway
theDuctapeUnion (4 months ago)
Of your 21 word comment ngm93; nigger/nigga x3, bitch x1, ass x1, dick x1, pussy x1, shit x1, fuck x1, suck x1. It seems your only original expression of thought is described in the word "bet". Well Sir, I am a betting man. I bet you won't be remembered for a single independent thought of your own. In addition; if you can get yourself into Wikipedia before "Ductape Union" I will buy one of your albums. But, I'm betting that won't happen.
ngm937 (4 months ago)
Suck ma Nigger Dick you Fuckn Pussy. Bet u wont say dat shit 2 first nigga u see. Bitch ass nigga
NeverSTFUproductions (5 months ago)
You said something very sharp in a comment section. Thank you.
MsMilkytheclown (1 year ago)
Love Love Love your name!
teenyMiiMii (1 year ago)
hm..if i can make it sound good i will =D
kingsgalleries (1 year ago)
Love it Love it Love it, Hitchens , Winterhalter and Gil Elvgren on one Channel Love it: Jon
JaynaRox (2 years ago)
Lol Love you too!! I wish i was there as well, Haunted house? sounds awesome!!! :D when are you comming to see us? :)
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