Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit...unnatural?
-Bill Hicks.

Avoid the mainstream...people get lost in there.
-Anonymous

You should never be afraid to be the best dressed man in the room.
-Anonymous.

Almost invariably the inebriation is of the most cheerful kind,causing the person to sing and dance,to eat food with great relish,and to see aphrodisiac enjoyments.
-Dr. W.B. O'Shaugnessy,1839.

I live for myself. I answer to nobody.
-Steve McQueen

And the oscar for best sedative goes to....The Academy Awards.
-The New Yorker cartoon,or "illustrated laughing strip."

What appears to be most important in these older ages is your ability to be a skeptic,to be disagreeable,to go against the crowd.

I always see the beauty in a lambretta,in a certain style of clothing,in soul music.
-Paul Weller.

In war it is not just the weak soldiers,or the sensitive ones,or the highly imaginative or cowardly ones,who will break down. Inevitably,all will break down if in combat long enough.
-Paul Fussell

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone,somewhere may be happy.
-H.L. Mencken

Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
-Will Durst.

A true friend will stab you in the front.
-Oscar Wilde.

Democrats are just as beholden to big business as are the Republicans.
-Philadelphia City Paper.

White collar offenders can get a year off their terms for doing rehab. Funny how many suddenly discover they have substance abuse problems.
-Kai Falkenburg

Fight global warming? I'm sending troops to the sun.
-G.W. Bush,Worst President Ever.

These fucks have us living in fear. As we head into oblivion,we are those who fund this corporate driven society...How bitterly ironic.
-About U.S. Politicians. Nutrition Facts: Contains 100% USDA Bullshit.

Nothing finishes off an outfit better than a sharp dose of confidence. How else do grown men get away with wearing silk scarves and ruffled shirts?

Rush Limbaugh has a thought- "I am one stupid fuck."

Filled with mingled cream and amber,i will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber through the chamber of my brain-quaintest thoughts-queerest fantasies come to life and fade away. What care i how the time advances? I am drinking ale today.
-Edgar Allan Poe.

Want to be a true rebel these days? DON'T get a tattoo.

Gullibility has driven human civilization since the dawn of time.

To be just without being mad,to be peacful without being stupid,to be interested without being compulsive,to be happy without being hysterical...smoke grass.
-Ken Kesey,merry prankster.

When people blow their noses,they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find? A silver sixpence?
-Billy Connolly

I think the fiber of it is personal freedom. You have in this country the right to bear arms,but you don't have the right to grow a plant?
-Anonymous

Hardy as a sidewalk weed. Demanding. Vocal. Cantankerous. Intolerant,not so much of failure as of lack of effort. Impetuous and quick to judge. Restless and impatient and cynical...and yet he could teach a dog all about loyalty,too.
-Bill Lyon describing Philly sports fans.

Wall Street. Automakers. Banks...seems like the people responsible for this economy are the ones getting bailed out. What about you? What about me? Where's our bailout?

A free-spirited,sarcastic,fun-lo ving,serious minded and young at heart type of man. Music aficionado,film buff,cat lover(especially my Andrea),pot connisseur,beer snob,avid Philly sports fan,world traveler,voracious reader,sensualist,a gourmand that still loves Butterscotch Krimpets,WWE fanatic,occasional gardener,and i prefer cold weather.

Now playing at a Multiplex near you:
Absolute Rubbish(on 3 screens).

Remakes of movies that were bad in the 1980's.

Mawkish,manipulative,romantic slop.

Loud,dumb action vehicle in bowel-loosening DTS sound.

Bite of banality in 3-D

Alleged comedy starring washed-up SNL star.

Revisionist historical drivel.

Stereotypical black film.

Execrable Disney film.

Cheesy broadway musical turned into a film.