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"um, hello? why hasn't somebody stabbed me in the throat yet?"

i can't believe a dude actually married her.

i make fun of jersey shore with my friends all the time but we still watch it. you know what else? we make fun of each other and don't get sand in our vaginas.

for fucks sake the cast of jersey shore makes fun of themselves, snooki loved the south park episode parody of her.

if it wasn't for reality drama retards of a country i'm almost ashamed to be a citizen of, this british asshole would be in a bar raping his own liver like the people he yells at. typical dick... dish shit and then when someone gives it back go "ohhhh now your going to be all loud and tough".

yo...

you should be cockslapped for doing a tease (a fake one at that) like this...

what the hell? was she raped by someone that used a pickle? i'm one of the pickiest eaters probably on earth but when i get grossed out by something i keep it to myself and just don't eat it... i mean i laughed but its still fucked up

is uhh... this bitch for real?

so glad i got to see this in person... and typical american censorship: we will never show the "knucklehead" guy taking his clothes off, but we will gladly show two entire teams act just as stupid.

i like how she keeps going on about how its racist, but basically she only cares about the other guys opinion BECAUSE he is black.

i'm moving out of the country... someday.

whats more racist, the fact i laughed my ass off when i saw the chicken or that i had no f'ing clue what the aussie was saying?

i liked the one when alex was with the reporter chick and thad comes up going "BEEP BEEP BEEP GUESS WHAT I AM I'M AN ALARM CLOCK"

wayne may not be throwing his money at people in somalia, but guess what? in anarchy money goes NOWHERE. you spend your days on youtube crying about this? go to somalia yourself, establish a farm, and feed some kids. that would do more than money ever could in that place.

this song really wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't snorting so much autotune.

You know your shitfaced when you loot in a riot and say "oh shit i can take all these pringles!"

man normally i don't give a shit about fake music vids like this but it is HILARIOUS SON!

@relich1111

more like double dream penetration... no way that ones going to be on youtube.

I guess he won't understand how many albums he's sold after 16 go off the shelves.

America is safe again with Bin Ladens death! Please excuse the raining bullets.

So basically someone was watching yet another Saw and went "oh, yeah, I can top that".

If there are aliens, this is why we will lose. We spend more time coming up with this shit than any actual way to save people. Also, I agree with Biosynthnut that this is basically 2 girls 1 cup but with an as...